I don't know how the hell I missed this yesterday but Joe Pesci is engaged to Angie Everhart. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

Tough guy Pesci, 64, proposed to leggy model/actress Everhart, 37, during a weekend getaway, after deciding the couple's seven-year-old friendship should move up to the next level. Insiders claim the couple is now planning a spring wedding. (Source)

Joe Pesci is engaged to Angie Everhart. I might as well retire right now because that is the funniest thing I will ever write on this site. I've reached a peak. It's all downhill from here folks.