Joe Francis slams Samantha Ronson on the Tyra Banks Show

Is there anyone in Hollywood -- without the last name Ronson -- that actually likes Samantha Ronson? Certainly not Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis. He blasted Ronson on the Tyra Banks Show earlier this week, calling her a "wretched woman." Recap via PopEater:

During the episode, Francis calls Ronson "very jealous. Samantha tried to start a fight with me. I care about Lindsay - she's not gay. She's being controlled by this . . . wretched woman, this Samantha."

The feud began during the VMA party on Sept. 7 when Francis approached Lohan and Ronson's table. Ronson recalls the evening, "He said hello to Lindsay and looked over at me as if I wasn't a human being. He's got no manners." Lohan blogged on her MySpace a few weeks ago about the on-going feud. "Joe Francis has no place in saying anything about Samantha . . . especially after all the shit he has done." (Source)

Ah, true love. There's nothing like a Shakespearean tragedy ghostwritten by Jerry Springer to make me feel alive. In one corner you have the most famous pervert in the world, the man most responsible for squashing the Playboy empire and, unbelievably, lower the bar of human behavior at spring break with the power of his mighty video cam and free t-shirt. In the other corner, you have a woman who looks like Gollum with a more powerful tongue and thicker fingers. Let us not forget the object of their "affection" is a confused attention whore stuck in the middle of this shit sandwich. A reprehensible waste of skin but undoubtedly a great lay. There's gonna be an epic battle for the domination of that firecrotch, and decisions will need to be made. Who will it be? The bull dyke who spins records and can suck start a wave-maker? Or will it be the guy who's only accomplishment is getting paid for saying "take your top off" on camera to 14-year-olds. True love.

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