http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/jessica-simpson-tan-line/ Brutally Honest Commentary on the Latest Celebrity News & Gossip. Updated Daily. Sun, 07 Sep 2008 18:25:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/jessica-simpson-tan-line/#comment-1114291 Grimjack Thu, 07 Aug 2008 04:19:07 +0000 http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/jessica-simpson-tan-line/#comment-1114291 Vacation?? Vacation from WHAT? Being grossly overpaid just for being good-looking? Jeezis, all these Mensan bimbettes on "vacation." From all that hard "work" being waited on hand n foot while "acting" or "singing" and then spending their (our) money at Fred Segals, Marc Jacobs, or Hyde, Villa, the Chateau, Cabo, St. Barts, etc., apparently. What a TUFF life! Pardon me while I puke. Vacation?? Vacation from WHAT? Being grossly overpaid just for being good-looking? Jeezis, all these Mensan bimbettes on “vacation.” From all that hard “work” being waited on hand n foot while “acting” or “singing” and then spending their (our) money at Fred Segals, Marc Jacobs, or Hyde, Villa, the Chateau, Cabo, St. Barts, etc., apparently. What a TUFF life! Pardon me while I puke.

]]> http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/jessica-simpson-tan-line/#comment-1114281 SidDVicious Thu, 07 Aug 2008 04:03:41 +0000 http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/jessica-simpson-tan-line/#comment-1114281 Jessica Hazzbenn. Yawn, thanx, but who cares? Yeah, okay, big [real?] funbags, but attached to such a brainless, mercenary, spendcrazed moneyho. Shes careful to cover them because its clear that much sooner than later theyll be about the only thing people MIGHT pay her money to see. Jessica Hazzbenn. Yawn, thanx, but who cares? Yeah, okay, big [real?] funbags, but attached to such a brainless, mercenary, spendcrazed moneyho. Shes careful to cover them because its clear that much sooner than later theyll be about the only thing people MIGHT pay her money to see.

]]> http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/jessica-simpson-tan-line/#comment-932321 James Thu, 22 May 2008 03:39:22 +0000 http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/jessica-simpson-tan-line/#comment-932321 So close to a delightful wardrobe malfunction. Hopefully next time. So close to a delightful wardrobe malfunction. Hopefully next time.

]]> http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/jessica-simpson-tan-line/#comment-931431 Sumdude Wed, 21 May 2008 22:05:56 +0000 http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/jessica-simpson-tan-line/#comment-931431 She was joking with me (not seen) I made a joke about sucking on boobies and she fallowed with what I said by grabbing her boob and kissing it. Later that night she let me have a go. Just for a laugh! She was joking with me (not seen) I made a joke about sucking on boobies and she fallowed with what I said by grabbing her boob and kissing it. Later that night she let me have a go. Just for a laugh!

]]> http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/jessica-simpson-tan-line/#comment-930411 Short Bus Wed, 21 May 2008 17:44:19 +0000 http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/jessica-simpson-tan-line/#comment-930411 Her funbags are the only things on her highlight film. Her funbags are the only things on her highlight film.

]]> http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/jessica-simpson-tan-line/#comment-930311 8 inches Wed, 21 May 2008 16:50:29 +0000 http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/jessica-simpson-tan-line/#comment-930311 Nick, they called her that because that's what her tits do. Nick, they called her that because that’s what her tits do.

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