Jessica Simpson is on vacation
May 21st, 2008
Jessica Simpson bikini pics! (Cabo San Lucas - 5/20)
Jessica Simpson jetted off to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, right after sister Ashlee’s wedding over the weekend. I found some pics but they suck. That chick above looks confused so I’m pretty sure that’s Jessica. I can understand the confusion — she has a hard enough time in the U.S. and everything’s in English — can you imagine her in a foreign country? She must break down at the sight of every stop sign. “It’s shaped like a stop sign but it doesn’t say stop! I don’t know what to do!” I heard during her last trip to Cabo, the locals nicknamed her “La Traffica Jama.”
NOTE: 5 more pics on PAGE 2
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Nick, they called her that because that’s what her tits do.
Her funbags are the only things on her highlight film.
She was joking with me (not seen) I made a joke about sucking on boobies and she fallowed with what I said by grabbing her boob and kissing it. Later that night she let me have a go. Just for a laugh!
So close to a delightful wardrobe malfunction. Hopefully next time.
Jessica Hazzbenn. Yawn, thanx, but who cares? Yeah, okay, big [real?] funbags, but attached to such a brainless, mercenary, spendcrazed moneyho. Shes careful to cover them because its clear that much sooner than later theyll be about the only thing people MIGHT pay her money to see.
Vacation?? Vacation from WHAT? Being grossly overpaid just for being good-looking? Jeezis, all these Mensan bimbettes on “vacation.” From all that hard “work” being waited on hand n foot while “acting” or “singing” and then spending their (our) money at Fred Segals, Marc Jacobs, or Hyde, Villa, the Chateau, Cabo, St. Barts, etc., apparently. What a TUFF life! Pardon me while I puke.