Jessica Simpson's new album debuts at number one
Jessica Simpson's foray into country music is going pretty well. Her new album Do You Know debuted yesterday at number one on the Billboard Top Country Albums chart and at number four on the all-genre Billboard 200 chart. Simpson told In Touch Weekly:
"I'm extremely touched by the overwhelmingly positive response to the album. There is so much honesty and raw emotion in there. And, I'm just thrilled that country fans are giving it a chance!"
Please tell me her CD also includes, like, 40 topless pics. That's the only way I could imagine this thing selling enough copies to be number one. "Hey Bill, this new Jessica Simpson is great. I've already jerked off to it four times!"
She may be number 1, but I'd love to go number 2 on those tits!
did the guy above me just say he wanted to poop on Simpson's tits? man, and i thought i had problems...