Jessica Simpson is a dumb shit

Jessica shortly after being asked by the paparazzi to flash a peace sign

eant to get to this last week but Thanksgiving got in the way. Thanks a lot Pilgrims. Assholes. From Star:

It was another Chicken of the Sea moment for Jessica Simpson when she went shopping recently at a Beverly Hills Niketown.

"Jessica asked the sales associate helping her where the Adidas sweat pants were," a witness says. Probably at the Adidas store! "The guy thought she was joking," adds the witness. Nope — the singer just didn't realize that Niketown sells only Nike apparel. Oops! (Source)

This story shouldn't surprise anyone since this is the same chick that once asked for "Italian Salad Dressing" at a restaurant in Italy. All of this begs the question: When Tony Romo comes home from a football game, does Jessica put on a Redskins jersey and wait for him in his living room . . . or get lost on the way to his house?

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wow yeah that's really dumb that's a big turn off.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_the_question

i think that she thinks it's cute to be dumb.

she is the reason why people think blondes are stupid...and that pop stars are handytards.


oh wait, she never was a "pop star" (which would consists of going platinum w/o having to re-release albums).

she's trying to be a country star, which personally, i don't like her country music...she doesn't have the soul that goes into that genre of music.


she's basically one of many who tried to jump on the blonde pop-tart wagon, got beat out by Britney and Xtina. Had a reality show about her and her husband (whom I still don't know how Nick tolerated her childish attitude), got famous because she was stupid on the show. Got too big for her britches, dumped Nick. Got a train ran on her by John Mayer. realized that the only reason why America loved her was because she was on this show with nice-guy Nick and that wet looking Malte-poo, Daisy.

Now she wants to do country...and so far they are letting her play in their hay stack....but home many albums will she sell???

aybe she'll prove me wrong...like Ashlee did.

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