Carrie Underwood calls Jessica Simpson fat
Carrie Underwood just elevated the recent tiff she's had with Jessica Simpson to a full-on catfight. Since Simpson started dating Underwood's ex Tony Romo, there's been tension between the two singers. It was rumored Underwood was still calling Romo on a regular basis, but Simpson dismissed those rumors in a "gushing" interview about her relationship with the Dallas Cowboys' quarterback featured in People last week. A friend of Underwood's told OK! magazine:
"[Carrie] finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate. She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter." (Source)
I've been wracking my brain all day trying to figure out a way these two can settle their differences like mature adults. I've even got a notepad and a calculator and everything. Here's what I have so far:
1. Pudding Wrestling
2. Non-Fat Pudding Wrestling
That second one's for Jessica.
I think of Jessica as "full bodied."
I'd fuck Jessica twice before I'd fuck Carrie.
Jessica is hot. Screw Carrie. Jealous trash talking hypocrite. Don't forget YOUR weight issues, Carrie. I watched you every week on American Idol. You were a curvy sexy woman. Then you went all Skeletor on us. Maybe if you stopped sticking your finger down your throat, you would have better luck keeping a man around.
Jessica has "bad lay" written all over her. She looks good, but I guarantee she just lays there and does nothing.
Hey alan, that's ok. I could live with that.
I didn't say I wouldn't give it a throw.
carrie didn't necessarily call jess fat. her FRIEND said carrie laughed at it, then the FRIEND added it's the same photo just fatter. ppl always want to make a situation out of nothing.
Alan....1000$ correct. Why you think Nick ditched her? He waited til marriage to smash only to find out the guts were no good.
Carrie is showing her jealousy. If she's really "moved on" from Tony Romo, why is she all up in Jessica's business? Also, Carrie is a serial dater....Tony Romo, Chace Crawford and now supposedly Micheal Phelps. She needs to worry about her own self.
Carrie's just jealous!! She's such a little ho'
you stupid ideaets Carrie underwood is beter than stupid jessica simson Carrie is so right jessica is fat shes a littlefatty cry baby!!!!!! you peple dont know whats commin out of your stupid mouth
jessica is a fatttyyy
Neither one of these chicks is what I call "fullbodied or curvy (regarding the first poster)". Both of them have had weight issues, as normal woman are expected to have. They are both relatively skinny now, Jessica just happens to have bigger boobs than Carrie.
And isn't this the pot calling the kettle black? I mean, Carrie dishes about her relationships in the media (I believe you should keep your relationships quiet until you're at least married a la Beyonce) from Chace Crawford to Tony Romo and so does Jessica, from Nick Lachey to John Mayer to Tony Romo. They both put their proverbial sh*t on blast.
How quickly we forget. At this point, neither one of them should be talking. Tony Romo dates one dumb blonde after another.