Jessica Simpson was picked on because of her big boobs

Jessica Simpson was picked on in high school because she had a huge rack. And yet still, she was able to overcome such a debilitating physical handicap to become the huge pop star she is today. Simply incredible. A source told the National Enquirer:

"Jessica was well-developed, and every guy in high school wanted her and practically every girl hated her. Jessica put on a brave face, but it was a campaign of terror that just devastated her. A nasty clique of girls constantly spread rumors about Jessica, and one that spread like wildfire was that she was gay." (Source)

Jessica may have received an unbearable amount of unwanted attention from boys in her high school, but I bet it paled in comparison to the attention she got from her father at home. BTW, note to jealous high school girls: If you don't want boys to fawn over the big-chested blonde girl in your class, don't call her a lesbian. That's like lighting your own house on fire and then wondering why it won't go out when you pour gasoline on it.*

*See: http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/50s-baby-momma-says-50-tried-to-kill-her/

NOTE: 12 more pics of Jessica Simpson leaving Mr. Chow restaurant last night on PAGE 2 (CLICK HERE)

[WENN, Pacific Coast News, BauerGriffinOnline]