Jessica’s jealous
Whoah, where’d those come from?!?
Jessica Simpson has been laying it on heavy to boyfriend Tony Romo lately because she’s jealous that younger sister Ashlee is stealing the spotlight. A source told Star magazine:
“(Jessica would) love nothing more than to get married before Ashlee. It upsets her that her little sister will be married and she won’t. She gets jealous when Ash gets more attention . . . She’s been showing [boyfriend Tony Romo] rings in magazines. She tells him what she likes, and she does it right in front of his friends, too, so it’s really awkward. She been joking to friends that she should take Tony to Vegas, get him drunk and drag him to the Little White Wedding Chapel.” (Source)
Does everything have to be a competition between these two? Jessica gets huge boobs, Ashlee follows suit. Jessica becomes a pop star, Ashlee follows suit. Jessica fades into obscurity, Ashlee follows suit. Jessica does two chicks at the same time in those pictures I sketched this morning, Ashlee follows suit. At least after the two of them finally do get married, I can look forward to watching them race to file for divorce.
NOTE: Jessica better book that flight to Vegas because Hollyscoop claims that Ashlee is marrying Pete Wentz next Friday
When stupid people breed, next on FOX.
Everyone seems to think that Ashlee is ugly, but I think she is better looking than 91.4% of the time. They are both cute though.