WHEN JESSICA BIEL ATTACKS!

October 25th, 2007

Jessica Biel “attacks” paparazzi!
Jessica Biel “attacks” photographer

As Jessica Biel was leaving a yoga class in Santa Monica yesterday, she hit a photographer with her umbrella while yelling at him to “get a real job that does not involve stalking people.” Wait . . . you can get paid for stalking? Really? Dear fans, I regret to inform you that Celebslam will be on indefinite hiatus as of, uhhh, right now. Does anyone have ~20 feet of rope and a lockpick kit I can borrow?

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5 Comments on “WHEN JESSICA BIEL ATTACKS!”

  1. Jane
    October 25th, 2007 at 11:17 am

    Maybe these celebrities should get real jobs.

  2. Kevin
    October 25th, 2007 at 11:18 am

    I’d like to “attack” that ass!

  3. Phil
    October 25th, 2007 at 12:45 pm

    Good for her

  4. Nina
    October 25th, 2007 at 1:32 pm

    Doesn’t the celebrity publicists tip off the paparazzi as to where they will be and at one time. I could’ve sworn that’s how it goes down. Well for most celebrities anyway

  5. Logan
    October 26th, 2007 at 6:02 am

    Biel bitch pokes her umbrella at ME - I’d bust her face! Celebrity or not……she got off easy!

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