Jessica Alba is number one

Jessica Alba flipping the bird
Jessica Alba flipping off the paparazzi in L.A. (5/14)

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been flipped off by a pregnant chick. It’s just that they’re . . . so . . . fat. They know it. I know it. Why get mad when I point it out?

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15 Comments on “Jessica Alba is number one”

  1. allie

    that can’t be healthy for the baby, being pissed off all the time

  2. anonymous

    damn, whats wrong with her? everytime she the paps take a photo she flips the bird.

    must be the hormones

  3. It's Ain't That Crucial

    What’s wrong with her is that she’s a mean bitch. She always has been and will be even more of a bitch when she have her baby.

  4. mari
  5. Anonymous

    Think she’s pissed now? Wait until she loses her looks, gets no more film roles, and people begin to ignore her.

  6. snow ball

    cash must wake up sobbing

  7. M
  8. JT

    She’s mean, untalented and not really that attractive. See, when the body gets lumpy, you’re forced to focus on the putty face. At least she’s smart. No wait, that’s not right, either…

  9. Carlos

    Maybe she’s just an asshole.

  10. Rhonda

    It’s an old wives tale, but a true one: Your personality during your pregnancy determines your child’s personality.

    Wait until her baby is going through the Terrible Twos.

  11. Joelle

    I think it’s the hormones.

  12. aw. no one cares. boo hoo hoo. my pecker just can’t stop crying.

  13. Le Poon

    i don’t know why, but she is turning me on at a level you will never understand…

  14. Cesar

    She’s a whore! When that shit comes out from her pussy, she will scream again “come on, take a picture of me!”, but now she do that. WHORE!

  15. Miss Cleo

    She and Cash got married quietly on Monday. She will ruin this before the year is out.

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