Piven tries to pull ass, Piven fails

Jeremy Piven strikes out with Megan Fox
Megan Fox shot down Jeremy Piven like a Korean airliner at the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards* late last month after the actor tried flirting with her. The New York Daily News says:
Jeremy Piven was bent on meeting “Transformers” hottie Megan Fox in the greenroom at Spike TV’s Guy’s Choice Awards, airing on Sunday. “I don’t know you, but I should,” said Piven, staring at her like she was a lamb chop. He went on: “I know you’re getting an award.” Said an unimpressed Fox: “Do you even know which one?” The “Entourage” star was ready to answer, but she’d already walked away. (Source)
Jeremy Piven should know that Megan Fox is already spoken for by one of Hollywood’s most successful, handsome, and eligible bachelors: George Clooney Matthew McConaughey Johnny Depp Brian Austin Green. Wait, what? Nevermind, Jeremy was probably right to try. Hooking up with a balding, 5-feet-tall cable actor would have been a step up from a “made-for-TV movie” has-been.
*the same award show that graced us with these incredible pics of Marisa Miller
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You can see he is wearing a size shoe 4 sizes too large, obviously trying to make up for something.
The tip of his big-toe is right there at the crease, you can see the side of the big toe pushing the shoe out on the side the way they usually do.
anyone notice the PEE STAIN on his pants? Nobody wants to date a dribbler.
Nice clown shoes Bozo!