Jennifer Lopez almost drowns during triathlon
Remember that little story earlier about J.Lo finishing the Malibu Triathlon over the weekend? Remember that? Remember how you thought to yourself: J.Lo finished a triathlon . . . what the fuck? Oh hey, guess what:
Jennifer Lopez almost drowned while swimming through the Nautica Triathlon . . .The waves were to high for her as she started to submerge and was left missing for a couple of seconds until her trainer helped her out. When she reached enough depth where she could stand on her feet she gave a big smile showing relief. (From: Splash News)
I knew it. I knew that bitch didn't finish a triathlon by herself. I want to see some pictures of her during the bike part of the race. She had a tandem, didn't she? Or an engine. "I was barely able to finish the race when my bike ran out of gas at mile three."
Why would she sink? I've been under the impression that fat floats. Maybe a great white tried to pull her under, but I hear that sharks have a keen sense of talent and let her go.
Carlos, sometimes I just come on this site for YOUR comments! LOL!
A triathlon!? Who the heck was she trying to kid? (besides herself)
You know- her whole "I want my babies to be proud of me" act, paired with her unwillingness to give anyone else in her life credit for her lifestyle (fertility clinic, endless staff that is actually raising the kids so she can have all that time to train, the toddler and family that her "amazing father" of a husband abandoned to be with her...) THAT's what bugs the hell out of me.
I'm all for any new mother taking the time for herself to get back into shape, but couple the triathlon training with how much time she already leaves those kids to her crew of nannies, and, well, when does she actually SEE them? Do they have daily visiting hours? something
Not for nothing I did the NYC Nautica Tri and I have a wife and two children both under 4. And although I didn't finish with a great time I finished and I still had time for my kids and my wife. So as far as that is concerned training for a Olympic triathlon not that hard. the fact that she lied is the part that pisses me off. Also for most people in the race once you flag you are out be it the swim bike or run. How did she get to finish with a registered time when the rest of us had to bust our ass and finish it by our self
The Malibu Tri is not a real triathlon. Short swim, bike and run. Saying Lopez finished a triathlon is like saying Gigli finished her career. Oh, wait.
lol at first comment
Jennifer trained for the triathlon, because she's tired of getting dissed by Mariah. JLo wants kick some ass.