That is not safe

Jennifer Lopez is trying to kill her babies
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony exiting a private jet in Zaventem, Belgium (6/18)

Is it just me or is climbing down steep stairs in four-inch platform heels carrying a newborn baby kinda unsafe? I mean, she’s not even looking down. One little misstep and that poor baby is flying onto the concrete, it’s head cracking open like a Cadbury Creme Egg in the hands of a ten-year-old sugar addict on Easter morning.* I guess she’s being a little cocky because she has two of ‘em. Understandable.

*I took a creative writing class in college

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9 Comments on “That is not safe”

  1. Jenipurrr

    OMG, is she a freakin moron? Celebrities are so freakin’ out of their mind!

  2. BOEING 787

    Gee why not get a Boeing BBJ, how the hell does she get her hands on a G5? hell why not request a fighter escort.

  3. wow. and don’t you dare annoy me, by asking me what to do i mean.

  4. Lara

    I noticed Marc was looking down at the placement of his feet. I guess those kind of shoes are second nature to Jennifer, but still…

  5. %#@!

    wow not looking down or holding on to the rail while wearing six inch hooker heels she right she’s a crappy mom

  6. anon

    thats because MARK IS CARRYING BOTH KIDS YOU ASSE”S - DOnt be silly - You all REALLY THINK SHE WOULD BE WORKING THOSE SHOES ON PLANES STEPS AND CARRYING HER BELOVED KID - HARDLY _ Think about - Look at the picture really closely - the blanket wrapped around twinn #2 that mark is carrying is a lOT bigger than the blanket that j. LO is carrying - so it totally makes sense - she is just carrying a makeshift blanket - SANS BABY!

  7. anon

    oh and one more thing - as ANAL AS SHE IS AS A MOTHER _ do you all thkn she would be SMOTHERING the baby’s face with that brown blanket as in the picture - c’mon y’all - think about it - THERE IS NO BABY IN THAT BLABKET _ I BET MY WHOLE LIFE ON THAT ONE!!

  8. SNS

    Im a bit more concerned as to whether the little baby can breath underneath those thick blankets? It looks like the poor things were smuthered

  9. passer by

    there is no baby in the blanket she is carrying… it is sp obvious…

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