Jennifer Lopez still a diva

Jennifer Lopez is a diva bitch
“Oh no jew di’int”

You’d think being a new mom might have settled Jennifer Lopez down a little, ya’ know, put things into perspective. Nope. Still a bitch. A witness relays the following tale to the New York Post about Lopez shopping at the Catherine Malandrino boutique last week:

“[Lopez] demanded the store be shut down for her to shop alone, but they said, ‘Absolutely not,.’ Then one of her eight-person entourage, including two bodyguards with their guns showing, was yelling at the clerk that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount. Jennifer also tried on about a million outfits, then just threw it all in a pile in the dressing room and didn’t buy one thing.” (Source)

Can you really blame Jen for wanting the store all to herself? With that ass, she probably just needed it empty for logistical reasons. And what’s up with asking for a 50% discount? I thought haggling was beneath “Divas” . . . not named Streisand. The sad thing is that after all of her whining and complaining, Jen didn’t even end up buying anything. I guess the store didn’t have anything in size “Bitch.”

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9 Comments on “Jennifer Lopez still a diva”

  1. ….I hear stores are carrying less and less in the the size “bitch”! LOL.

  2. lisa

    These celebrities need to know that they are not God and come down off their high horse. They shit, eat, and die just like the next person.

  3. PUSSYCATFUN

    JENNIFER LOPEZ IS ONE WACK BITCH…..

    I WISH I WORKED AT THAT “BOUTIQUE” AND SHE WAS YELLING AT ME LIKE THAT…I WOULD OF LOST MY JOB BECAUSE I WOULD OF KNOCKED HER ASS THE FUCK OUT!

    I BET SHE WON’T COME TO NYC AND TRY THE BULLSHIT!

  4. Jonesie

    Attention genius that was in NYC on her home turf which is probably why she thought she could get away with it. Its the celeb worshipers who enable this behavior

  5. Big O

    This is bananas….. I’d hope that this isn’t true. Props to the boutique for not being submissive to this b.s.

  6. Dan

    What a bitch. I wish her and her ugly family would just leave the country…

  7. Niobe

    I get it, I get it! haggling! Like jews! Streisand is a jew! Man that’s nuanced comedy right there.

  8. PUSSYCATFUN

    @JONESIE…STFU!

    WELL IT MUST OF BEEN SOME SCAREY ASS PERSON WHO WAS SITTING THERE LETTING JLO SCREAM ALL IN THEIR FACE!

    LIKE I SAID…..SHE WOULD OF GOTTEN FUCKED UP..IF SHE WAS YELLING IN MY EAR LIKE THAT…..AND THE PLAYED OUT BITCH IS STILL WACK!

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    NOW PROOF READ THIS JONENSIE

    ***STICKING UP MY MIDDLE FINGER***

  9. Pinkey

    JLo didn’t try this shit in The Bronx or they’d have beat the bricks off her ass.

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