Jennifer Lopez kicking off her world tour in Athens, Greece (9/20)
I still can't believe J.Lo finished the mini-triathlon in Malibu last weekend. There's no fucking way. She had to cheat. Look at the back fat she was showing off during her concert in Greece this weekend. The only triathlon this fatty should be finishing is the breakfast-lunch-dinner circuit between McDonalds, Burger King, and In-N-Out.
It's just baby fat. Meaning, she'll blow up into fat bitch now that she's had a baby.
Being a triathlete myself, I can honestly say that her finish time of 2:23 is SLOW. I did that same distance in a hour less than she did (4 months after giving birth too). Anyone can complete a sprint triathlon with minimal training. She also had her trainer by her side helping her the whole time which most of us don't. The media hype surrounding this triathlon she did is just that-hype. Remember Katie Holmes completing the New York Marathon? Same thing. She basically walked-ran it and took forever but the media was all over it. I know I'm slamming celebrities, but that's the name of this site right?
The last time I saw latino rolls like that was at a Mexican bakery!
mini triathlon is right, not a full blown triathlon...the media keeps leaving that small bit of information out...lopez couldnt do 1 leg of a half triathlon...
I leave in Greece. she was on stage for 45 minutes and the ticket costed 80 euro. Who is she think she is? Madonna. No way girl.Fortunately i didnt go
i would luv to st!<k my <0<k in her @$$
watch her @$$ wobble while i was banging the $h!t outta it
Yeah, she that picture doesn't look very flattering. She looks to have like 3 rolls going on there. She is a horrific singer.
I had no idea Jlo was still singing. What the hell. People actually still pay for this shit? Not in America that's for sure. She barely sold a concert with skellytor.
PS: i guess that weight's not coming off so easily. Pobrecita! she's no dayanara.