This cost People $6 million

Jennifer Lopez’s twins on the cover of People magazine
Jennifer Lopez and her twins on the cover of People magazine 

Actually it costs them about $7 million. That looks like about a million dollars worth of photoshopping on that fatty J.Lo. — she looks skinnier than she did before she was pregnant. Plus, what’s up with those babies? They’re actually kinda cute. I was expecting something that just came out J.Lo’s vagina to look way more demanding.

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9 Comments on “This cost People $6 million”

  1. Rick

    She is such a scum sucking pig whore

  2. no thanks

    has she done anything in the last 5 years? can you imagine if sports reporters were like gossip columnists who write about “celebrities” that haven’t worked in years. the sports page would be filled with news on players who haven’t played in years.

  3. John

    I bought this issue, it cost me twenty seven thousand dollars. It has a fold down cover, the kids asses look like two basketballs.

  4. snow ball

    test tube babies!

  5. Just Saying

    I’m pretty sure this is the first time she held the babies since birth.

  6. Landlord

    People was smart and kept Skeletor off the cover.

  7. Those poor piggies have to live with the fact that they came out of Jennifer’s poontang.

    thank god for weed!

    -DontWant

  8. kath

    didn’t she have a caesar??

  9. Tania

    You know Jennifer wouldn’t even THINK about donating that 6 million to charity! Not even half of it! Also, the babies didn’t actually come through her vagina … she had a c-section, so they actually were pulled through holes cut in her lower abdomen and her womb. So, there ya go. And yeah, the kiddies are kinda cute.

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