UPDATE #3: Jennifer Aniston has nipples

I will kill you

UPDATE #3 (2-23): Edward Ruttenberg just informed me that I couldn’t even post the Choc Magazine cover because there was an image of Aniston on it. He used a shitload of confusing compound words in his email, too.

UPDATE #2 (2-21): Apparently Universal didn’t like my joke as they sent me an uber-threatening letter today. I had to take down the images.UPDATE (2-21): It’s definitely real. Universal Studios is suing a certain well known celebrity blogger (hint: his skills with Microsoft Paint are unparalleled) for posting the pic. But Nick, you’re thinking, aren’t you worried about a lawsuit because you also posted the picture? Dude, I drive a ‘77 Chevy Vega that needs new tires. Universal would be better off suing a stoplight

ORIGINAL STORY: What a welcome relief from Anna Nicole Smith news! French magazine Choc managed to get a hold of a Jennifer Aniston topless screenshot from her movie The Breakup. The movie version is cut off just above her nips but the full version is obviously not. The image is most likely authentic as Universal is sending a bunch of people legal threats telling them not to publish the screenshot. I guess I should be more excited about this I’m a little freaked out with her huge yellow star nipples. That’s just weird. Kidding of course, click the image for the NSFW version.

Jennifer Aniston Nipple Pictures Legal Notice

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9 Comments on “UPDATE #3: Jennifer Aniston has nipples”

  1. ricky.j

    a little too saggy for my tastes

  2. The notice is funny. If Universal or Aniston didn’t want her tits to be shown on the Internet then why go topless in the first place!?

  3. Brankind

    I like them , wish the camera got a shot of her a little lower to se emore of them .

  4. I am pretty sure that not only is the image a fake, but that the “cease and desist” notice is also fake.

  5. Bob Cobb

    she was sexier back when she was on Friends…more curvy

  6. Syd

    Two things:
    1. “enormously successful”…now that’s funny.

    2. Now you can post it and claim fair use, since it’s getting media coverage.

  7. Ox

    I’ve been looking for thse pics everywhere. Can anyone help out and send ‘em to me? ox2000@gmail.com

  8. Chris

    yeah same here please send me the pic i saw it and didn’t save it now i want it again… baseballkid1787@yahoo.com

  9. rickyh234

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