This guy’s in charge now
Jamie Spears granted temporary conservatorship over Britney Spears’ estate
Britney Spears’ father Jamie has been granted temporary conservatorship over her daughter’s estate by an L.A. court today. What that means is Jamie is basically in charge of Britney’s life right now — medical treatment, business and liquid assets, etc. — until Monday. Jamie can do cool shit like change the locks to Britney’s house to keep out whoever the hell he wants (probably Britney’s “manager” Sam Lutfi who the judge issued a restraining order against today which means he has to stay away from Britney for the next 22 days) and revoke any contracts she recently signed (goodbye new Mercedes?). Of course Britney freaked the hell out when she found this out because she hates her father. TMZ writes:
In a heavy British accent, a ballistic Brit screamed (about her parents), “I’m so sick of all of this they can have the God Damn house and stick it up their f**king asses. Actually, no they can’t.” Brit, who sounded drugged up, was furious that her dad became a conservator of her estate. She was screaming at the top of her lungs, at times impossible to understand. At one point she screamed, “Nobody’s taking my house. Who is my family?”
Britney said she did not want her parents near her home and at one point said she would go to court to fight them. (Source)
I feel for the people staying in that psych ward right now, I really do. They thought they’d be in for a nice relaxing week away from that voice in their head that tells them to light small animals on fire and then someone really crazy like Britney comes along. They’re probably not getting any sleep. I bet they look like hell. I think we should send a nice fruit tray to cheer them up. Remember though, no forks or knives!
see that look of disgust and disdain in his eyes? that’s how you’re supposed to react when viewing the stupidity that is celebrity/papparazzi/etc. normal people are disgusted by it.
disfunction juction im not sure if this family can be made whole again
I’m pretty sure he’s ‘tarded.
I’m pretty sure 2008 is gonna be pretty insane! Are you ready, Nick?
jamie is searching the electronic section of the paper for a taser
Maybe her money should be put in a conservatorship (sp?) for the kids minus what she needs to get well and i bet sam and her parents would “poof” dissapear!
I just think that she’s emotionally retarded. Now she”s gonna be broke too? Good luck with that Britney, poor thang.
i’m thinking its her nasty pappy that made her psycho
no shit that this was gonna happen!! now they can stop putting the magic mushrooms in her red bull they got her money now!!! see ya later they will be like britney who?
She’s just a giant piggy bank, isn’t she?
It’s almost Valentine’s Day. I’m gonna get her an exorcist.
That is an awesomely hilarious picture. Nice choice.
And of course she’s emotionally arrested - look how she acts and what she grew up with. It doesn’t mean she can’t deal with her issues and grow up healthy… finally….
Wow, Bob Denver is old!
dont play around with a drunkass redneck he’ll put a hurtin’ on ya!
Mental illness is a chemical imbalance that has nothing to do with being retarded. The statement in itself is retarded. The statement on this board regarding Britney and her family are foolish. Is this how you would react is someone in your family had the same illness? This isn’t a choice made by her or her family.
^You are correct, Dorothy! Now take your Depacote and stop masturbating.
madonnas been using a fake british accent for years and nobodys committed her yet
Give it a break you freaks!!! The girl is in need and seeking the help she needs! Why make fun of sick people? Does it make YOU FREAKS feel better?? Go the hell away, get a life and remember when you need to bash - you have Lindsey Blohan who lied to all of you and said she was sober.