A little something for the ladies, PART 12

Jack Nicholson is fat
Jack Nicholson in St. Bart’s today

I really can’t talk shit about Jack because I admire his “work”. It takes a certain skill to plug as many famous chicks as he has over the years. With that in mind, I’ll just say he’s looking fat heavy overweight pudgy chunky tubby ponderous husky massive rotund obese portly . . . alive . . . really, really alive.

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5 Comments on “A little something for the ladies, PART 12”

  1. UgliestGuy

    Hey you, how come the ladies don’t get those annoying yellow stars, not fair!

  2. John

    Ugh, Man boobs!

  3. UgliestGuy

    Man boobs?? Where? Where? Oooo… where the yellow stars would’ve been if this was a little something for the guys! Damn you LUCKY ladies!

  4. Celebutard Hater

    Knock it off, homos. He’s 70 years old. And a man. He’s not supposed to be pretty. If you find him disgusting is because you prefer to see fit, hunky young men instead. Damn, I hate this metrosexuality fad…

  5. theREALrob

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