J.Lo is getting paid

Jennifer Lopez baby pics expected to fetch $4 million+
The exclusive first pics of Jennifer Lopez’s twins have reportedly already been sold for between $4 and $6 million. Page Six says:
The buyer? People — though the mag, as well as Jennifer’s reps, denied to Ad Age that any deal for U.S. rights for the pics has been finalized. The asking price will be split with OK! magazine, which will pay for the international rights for its editions around the world. (Source)
If People wants to save themselves $4 million, they could always post this pic of the twins for free. Now I’m not saying the spawn of Marc Anthony will look rat-like . . . but their tails might. All of which begs the question: should the photographer bring toys to get the kids to smile or a delicious smoked Gouda? Either way, if they’ve inherited J.Lo’s ass, she better hope they’re delivered via C-section or her meat curtains will look more beat up than Jesse Metcalfe.
