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Josh Duggar is a child molester

And another reality show family bites the dust. After In Touch dug up the police report from 2006 and published it, 19 Kids and Counting star Josh Duggar admitted to People magazine yesterday that, yes, he's a dirty dirty child molester. And he's gonna get away with it since the statute of limitations ran out. Jesus Christ why is there a statute of limitations on touching kids? In a statement, he said:
"Twelve years ago, as a young teenager, I acted inexcusably for which I am extremely sorry and deeply regret. I hurt others, including my family and close friends."
Molested/sexually abused at least 5 girls, including his sisters and their friends. One of them contacted police in 2002 at said that Josh had been "touching her breasts and genitals" while she slept. When interviewed by police, the other minors said that Josh did the same thing to them and oh my god why isn't this show canceled yet.
"I confessed this to my parents who took several steps to help me address the situation."
After Josh admitted to his dad that he was a child molester in 2002, Josh's dad didn't alert authorities for more than a year. A year of Josh on the loose in a house full of young girls. Gee what could possibly go wrong? From In Touch:
Jim Bob told police that about nine months later in March, 2003 "there was another incident." Josh was again accused by a female minor of touching her breasts and genitals.
So because of his inaction, Jim Bob Duggar is directly responsibly for his daughter being molested and oh my god why isn't this show canceled yet. And that's a fact.

Josh's statement continues:
"We spoke with the authorities where I confessed my wrongdoing, and my parents arranged for me and those affected by my actions to receive counseling."
According to the police report, Josh's mom Michelle Duggar admitted that he never received counseling and was instead sent to live with a family friend and oh my god why isn't this show canceled yet.

Josh's statement continues:
"I understood that if I continued down this wrong road that I would end up ruining my life."
Oh yes of course. Josh cured himself because it could have ruined his life. If I know anything about child molesters, it's that, before touching kids, they often pause for a moment of reflection, asking themselves: "Is what I'm doing right and could it possibly have negative ramifications on my life in the future?" Oh my god why isn't this show canceled yet.

Josh's wife Anna added:
"When my family and I first visited the Duggar home, Josh shared his past teenage mistakes. I was surprised at his openness and humility and at the same time didn't know why he was sharing it. For Josh, he wanted not just me but my parents to know who he really was - even very difficult past mistakes."
When I was a teenager, I was playing catch with a friend in front of my house. I threw the baseball a little bit too hard and ended up breaking a window. That's a mistake. Touching little girls isn't a mistake. It's a fucking felony. Josh admitted to this chick that he was a child molester AND SHE STILL MARRIED HIM. Freaks.


Larry King leavinng Craig's Restaurant in West Hollywood (5/17)

Larry King finally figured it out. With so many hot 18 and 19-year-olds throwing themselves at him, it's way easier to just leave his zipper down. Suave as fuck, that Larry King.

*5 Larry King pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, May 21

Tiffani Thiessen picking her daughter up from school in Encino (pics start here)

Daniel Craig and Lea Seydoux filming the new James Bond movie Spectre on the River Thames in London (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens leaving her apartment in New York (pics start here)

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves leaving a yacht in Cannes (pics start here)

Heidi Klum arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Bo Derek leaving Craig's Restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Paris Hilton out and about during the 68th Cannes International Film Festival in France (pics start here)

Zoe Saldana leaving Babies"R"Us in Van Nuys (pics start here)

Kendra Wilkinson out and about in Woodland Hills (pics start here)

Victoria Silvstedt leaving the Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc in Antibes, France (pics start here)

Rachel Nichols and her husband Michael Kewshaw out and about in Vancouver (pics start here)

Marion Cotillard eating lunch at her hotel in Cannes (pics start here)

*115 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Petra Nemcova's cleavage comeback [Hollywood Tuna]

+ One's bound to be a pedophile when you have that many [The Superficial]
+ James Harden can do better than this [WWTDD]
+ Is this the hottest virgin on Earth? [IDLYITW]
+ Amber Heard's ass in denim [Drunken Stepfather]

+ The last photos taken of 25 celebrities [Linkiest]
+ Mayra Veronica's outrageous body [moejackson]
+ You seem very . . . flexible [badSENTINEL]
+ Holy crap Jim Carrey looks insane [Dlisted]

+ Yugen is the babe of the day [Caveman Circus]
+ Rita Ora nip slip (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Charissa Thompson is extremely flexible [BroBible]
+ Ashley Olsen is in dire straits [Cele|bitchy]

*16 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sofia Vergara Solo Shopping 1
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Sarah Stephens

Australian model Sarah Stephens

*22 Sarah Stephens pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sarah Stephens Busty 1
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Charlotte McKinney on her way to the Rolling Stones' concert at the Fonda Theatre in Hollywood (5/20)

Not to be outdone by her Dancing with the Stars' castmate Julianne Hough and her see-through dress on Tuesday night, here's Charlotte McKinney in a see-through top at last night's Rolling Stone's surprise concert in Hollywood. Poor, humble Julianne -- she never stood a chance. This is like a guy pulling up to a club in his new Lexus IS 250. He's confident; he's carefree; the world is his oyster. But then a guy in a new Lamborghini Aventador pulls up and no one cares about the Lexus guy anymore.

*46 Charlotte McKinney pictures total in the gallery:

  • Charlotte McKinney Nip Slip 1
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What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Mmmmm, looks delicious [BroBible]

+ Pam Anderson is till doing that PETA crap [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Heels are the tools of French oppressors [WWTDD]
+ Tove Lo nip slip (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ It's Penelope Cruz topless (NSFW) [Celebslam]

+ I already despise this couple [Cele|bitchy]
+ Bill Murrary is drunk, accident prone [Evil Beet]
+ Guess that big booty [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ Clean it, bitch [I'm Not Obsessed]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: More of Keleigh Sperry in a bikini

*17 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Minka Kelly Bubble Butt 1
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Eva Mendes at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills (3/9)

Smell it? That mixture of dog shit, grass, and dirt? That's Eva Mendes' shoe. From the National Enquirer:
Crap hit the fan when Eva Mendes, jogging through Hollywood's Runyon Canyon with baby-daddy Ryan Gosling, stepped into a pile of fresh doggy-doo and spotted the guilty bitch strolling off! Said my spy witness: "Eva was sooo pissed! She screamed at the dog's female owner to pick up the poo, but the woman shrugged and said, 'I don't have anything to put it in.' Yelled Eva: 'Then you shouldn't be walking your dog here!' As Eva screamed, Ryan - pulling down his baseball cap, trying not to be recognized--kept saying 'Honey, calm down!' But Eva chastised bitch and owner nonstop!" (Print Edition - 4/27)
If anything, Eva is a saint. There's nothing worse than a dog owner leaving shit behind. Even pedophiles clean up after their dog. It's one of my biggest pet peeves, and sometimes I go a little nuts. One time I was on vacation and I stepped in dog shit that the owner didn't clean up. The date? May 2, 2011. The owner? Osama bin Laden. True story.

*15 Eva Mendes pictures total in the gallery:

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Beyonce

Beyonce out and about in New York (5/20)

*15 Beyonce pictures total in the gallery:

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Keleigh Sperry in Miami (5/16)

Uploaded these pictures of PhD candidate model Keleigh Sperry earlier this week, but never got around to posting them, so here they are now. Congratulations Keleigh, you're an afterthought. Which means you still have more value than Paris Hilton. Let's do coffee and foot rubs. Call me.

*30 Keleigh Sperry bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Keleigh Sperry Bikini Bod 1
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