Minka Kelly at The French Laundry in Yountville, CA (6/23)

Sean Penn is so distraught at being dumped by Charlize Theron that he's moved onto banging Minka Kelly. Poor fella. Hope he has a good therapist. From Us Weekly:
A source confirms to Us that Penn treated Kelly and a couple of friends to a "very pricey meal" at Thomas Keller's elite eatery The French Laundry in Napa, Calif., for the Almost Human actress' 35th birthday. (TMZ was first to report the outing, with photos of the pair at the restaurant.)

The insider says that Penn -- whose famous exes include Theron, Scarlett Johansson, and ex-wives Madonna and Robin Wright -- flew up to Napa with a pal on the night of June 23, and met Kelly and her girlfriend for dinner. The two apparently met at a benefit the actor threw for his Haiti relief organization J/P HRO.

"That was their first date, but it was a group setting," the insider tells Us of the birthday feast at French Laundry. "It was more of a 'let's see how this goes.'"\
The 9-course tasting menu at The French Laundry runs $295. A wine pairing will set you back another $200. Throw in some pre-dinner champagne, tax, and tip, and Sean dropped about $3,000 on this meal for everyone. I can't stand the guy, but god dammit you better have put out for him, Minka. Hell, if I take a girl to McDonald's, I'm expecting at least a handjob.

*10 Minka Kelly pictures total in the gallery:

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What supermodel does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Heidi Klum still looks amazing in lingerie [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Jim Carrey still nuts [WWTDD]
+ Kim Kardashian showing off her only talents in Rolling Stone [IDLYITW]
+ Natalie Portman pokies (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Chrissy Teigen breasts overload [The Superficial]

+ Heavyweight chests [badSENTINEL]
+ 14 strict rules Disney employees have to follow [Linkiest]
+ Beyonce showing some leg [moejackson]
+ Bristol Palin really needs to shut the fuck up [Cele|bitchy]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Anastasia Ashley in a bikini for FHM

*20 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bell Bottoms Butt 1
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Bella Thorne

Bella Thorne at The 6th Annual Thirst Gala held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills (6/30)

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Chrissy Teigen  arriving home in Beverly Hills (6/30)

Did Chrissy Teigen get new sunglasses? Or perhaps she recently learned a foreign language? Something about her is more noticeable than usual . . .

*26 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery:

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Mariah Carey bikini pics! (Ibiza, Spain - 6/30)

Here's Mariah Carey and her big ol' boobies on vacation on her billionaire boyfriend James Packer's yacht off Ibiza. Rumors continues to mount that, after a whirlwind romance the past few weeks, Mariah and James are going to marry. James certainly ticks all the boxes of someone I'd want to settle down with. Huge yacht? Yes. Luxury villas all over the world? Yes. Vagina? Unfortunately, no, but I'm willing to overlook some things.

*44 Mariah Carey bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Mariah Carey Ibiza Bikini 1
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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner out and about in Brentwood (4/24)

After years of rumors, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are finally divorcing. Gosh, who could have seen this coming? They looked so happy together back in April (above) -- couldn't keep their hands off each other. In a joint statement to People, the two said:
"After much thought and careful consideration, we have made the difficult decision to divorce. We go forward with love and friendship for one another and a commitment to co-parenting our children whose privacy we ask to be respected during this difficult time. This will be our only comment on this private, family matter. Thank you for understanding."
Two words: Emily. Ratajkowski. Emily was Ben Affleck's girlfriend in Gone Girl. It's really hard to film nude scenes with Emily Ratajkowski and then go home to Jennifer Garner and your three kids. Not a problem now. Emily, keep your cell phone handy.

*16 Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ben Affleck Jennifer Garner Divorce 1
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What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Hailey Clauson's cleavage show [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Lindsay Lohan's "breasts" [The Superficial]
+ Katy Perry is rich, bitch [WWTDD]
+ Martha Hunt looking gorgeous for Ocean Drive [Drunken Stepfather]
+ WHEN SOCIAL MEDIA GOES WRONG [Cele|bitchy]

+ Perfectly times pics never cease to amaze [badSENTINEL]
+ Another moking Hot Spanish TV Host: Andrea Rincon [Caveman Circus]
+ Danika Patrick reminding us she's a yoga pro [Busted Coverage]
+ Jamie Dornan needs to shave [Socialite Life]

+ Jeremy Renner doesn't give a fuck [Dlisted]
+ Top notch bikini pic [Double Viking]
+ Dammit I love Emilia Clarke [Brobible]
+ Katy Perry vs Two Nuns [Evil Beet]

*13 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sophia Bush Venice Errands 1
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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, June 30

Dakota Fanning running errands in New York (pics start here)

Elle Fanning leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend Austin Butler out and about in New York (pics start here)

Actress Sofia Boutella (Star Trek 3) leaving a grocery store in Vancouver (pics start here)

Christina Milian stopping by her pop-up shop We Are Pop Culture in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian arriving at Harrods department store in London (pics start here)

Sharon Osbourne leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Hilary Duff shopping at the Beverly Glen Market in Bel Air (pics start here)

Amber Heard catching a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Jessica Lowndes out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Conan O'Brien riding his bike in Brentwood (pics start here)

Nina Dobrev arriving for dinner at Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*104 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Dakota Fanning Toned 1
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Anna Maria Sobolewska

German model Anna Maria Sobolewska

*20 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Anna Maria Sobolewska Lingerie Model 1
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Rita Ora leaving School 21 in London (6/26)

Because she's not one to forget her roots, Rita Ora stopped by School 21 in London for a visit last Friday. And because she's awesome-seriously-how-the-fuck-did-she-date-Rob-Kardashian, she wore a slutty little see-through top and tight leather pants. The hormone-raging kids and dads loved it. The moms? Well, the moms not so much. That face is called "cut a bitch."

*30 Rita Ora pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rita Ora Hot School Outfit 1
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