What supermodel does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Carmen Electra does Katy Perry [WWTDD]

+ Alyssa Milano's boob [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Honey Boo Boo might not be a virgin [The Superficial]
+ Is this Jennette McCurdy naked? (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Kim Kardashian is obsessed with murders [ICYDK]

+ Beyonce needs more money [Evil Beet]
+ Christina Hendricks' hacked pics (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Dat lip [Double Viking]
+ Tyra Banks has seen better days [I'm Not Obsessed]

*12 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Cindy Crawford Bell Bottoms 1
  • Cindy Crawford Bell Bottoms 2
  • Cindy Crawford Bell Bottoms 3
  • Cindy Crawford Bell Bottoms 4
  • Cindy Crawford Bell Bottoms 5

Kat Torres bikini pics! (Malibu - 10/25)

Here's Brazilian model Kat Torres joining the ever-growing list of models to promote 138 Water. Kat was rumored to be dating Leo DiCaprio last year, and I think we can see why. Hint: it's not because of her personality . . . wait, does "ability to have sex while standing" count as "personality."

*33 Kat Torres pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 1
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 2
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 3
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 4
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 5
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 6
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 7
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 8
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  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 13
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 14
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 15
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 1
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 2
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 3
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 4
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 5
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 6
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 7
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 8
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 9
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 10
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 11
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 12
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 13
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 14
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 15

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift leaving Good Morning America studios in New York (10/27)

*30 Taylor Swift pictures total in the gallery:

  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 1
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 2
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 3
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 4
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 5
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 6
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 7
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 8
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 9
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 10
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 11
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 12
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 13
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 14
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 15
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 1
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 2
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 3
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 4
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 5
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 6
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 7
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 8
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 9
  • Taylor Swift GMA Studios 10

Hilary Duff leaving the Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party at Mike Meldman's house in Beverly Hills (10/25)

Like Paris Hilton, Hilary Duff also attended the Casamigos Tequila Halloween party over the weekend in Beverly Hills. Unlike Paris Hilton, she didn't flash her saggy ass, but she did nearly have a wardrobe malfunction while leaving. Seeing that I'm an expert in stripper boobs, from the tell-tale ripple you can see on the side, Hilary Duff's boobs are definitely fake. Not that there's anything wrong with that. If anything, it makes her even more awesome -- especially for whoever she's dating. "Oh, you'll let a surgeon cut you open to make your boobs bigger, but you won't let me stick it in your butt? BOOM, logic. Now shut the fuck up and let's do this."

*10 Hilary Duff pictures total in the gallery:

  • Hilary Duff Fake Boobs 1
  • Hilary Duff Fake Boobs 2
  • Hilary Duff Fake Boobs 3
  • Hilary Duff Fake Boobs 4
  • Hilary Duff Fake Boobs 5
  • Hilary Duff Fake Boobs 6
  • Hilary Duff Fake Boobs 7
  • Hilary Duff Fake Boobs 8
  • Hilary Duff Fake Boobs 9
  • Hilary Duff Fake Boobs 10

Paris Hilton leaving the Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party in L.A. (10/25)

Oh look, Paris Hilton is wearing one of those fake asses for Halloween. Looks really authentic, too, like it actually came from a 65-year-old woman. Must have been expensive.

*30 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 1
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 2
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 3
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 4
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 5
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 6
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 7
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 8
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 9
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 10
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 11
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 12
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 13
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 14
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 15
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 1
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 2
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 3
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 4
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 5
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 6
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 7
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 8
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 9
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 10
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 11
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 12
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 13
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 14
  • Paris Hilton Hallowen Ass 15

Paparazzi photos from Monday, October 27

Kate Upton shopping in Soho, New York (pics start here)

The Bella Twins (Brianna and Nicole Garcia-Colace) leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Model Abigail Ratchford on the set of a photoshoot in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Lindsay Lohan leaving The Playhouse Theatre in London (pics start here)

Pamela Anderson out and about in Stockholm, Sweden (pics start here)

Halle Berry out and about in New York (pics start here)

Nikki Reed shopping in Studio City (pics start here)

Kelly Carlson leaving the Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party in L.A. (pics start here)

Jaden Smith arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Demi Lovato performing at the Prudential Center in Newark (pics start here)

Heidi Klum leaving Pinkberry in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kristin Cavallari shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*113 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 1
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 2
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 3
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 4
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 5
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 6
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 7
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 8
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 9
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 10
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 11
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 12
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 13
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 14
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 15
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 1
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 2
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 3
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 4
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 5
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 6
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 7
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 8
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 9
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 10
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 11
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 12
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 13
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 14
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 15
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 16
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 17
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 18
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 19
  • Kate Upton Black Leather Skirt 20

What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Charlotte McKinney might be the hottest chick on earth [The Superficial]

+ Kimberley Garner has a nice bikini ass [WWTDD]
+ It's Hilary Swank in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Quick, everyone grab a sexy redhead [Linkiest]
+ Hot surfer girls [Double Viking]

+ Tara Reid upskirt (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Xenia Deli belongs in lingerie [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Melanie Iglesias dressed up like Sexy Storm from X-Men [Brobible]
+ Miranda Kerr in skinny jeans [moejackson]

+ Daniel Lopez's ass is amazing [Celeb Jihad]
+ Jennifer Lawrence is single again [The Blemish]
+ The fuck is on Anne Hathaway's hand? [Dlisted]
+ God these people are so tacky [Cele|bitchy]

*15 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Amanda Seyfried Beverly Hills Barneys 1
  • Amanda Seyfried Beverly Hills Barneys 2
  • Amanda Seyfried Beverly Hills Barneys 3
  • Amanda Seyfried Beverly Hills Barneys 4
  • Amanda Seyfried Beverly Hills Barneys 5

Lieschen Botes

South African model Lieschen Botes

*20 Lieschen Botes pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lieschen Botes Bikini Bombshell 1
  • Lieschen Botes Bikini Bombshell 2
  • Lieschen Botes Bikini Bombshell 3
  • Lieschen Botes Bikini Bombshell 4
  • Lieschen Botes Bikini Bombshell 5
  • Lieschen Botes Bikini Bombshell 6
  • Lieschen Botes Bikini Bombshell 7
  • Lieschen Botes Bikini Bombshell 8
  • Lieschen Botes Bikini Bombshell 9
  • Lieschen Botes Bikini Bombshell 10

Maria Menounos at the Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party in L.A. (10/25)

Halloween is still four days away, but Maria Menounos already won the costume contest. God damn. She can ethnically cleanse me any time she wants.

*30 Maria Menounos pictures total in the gallery:

  • Maria Menounos Halloween Ass 1
  • Maria Menounos Halloween Ass 2
  • Maria Menounos Halloween Ass 3
  • Maria Menounos Halloween Ass 4
  • Maria Menounos Halloween Ass 5
  • Maria Menounos Halloween Ass 6
  • Maria Menounos Halloween Ass 7
  • Maria Menounos Halloween Ass 8
  • Maria Menounos Halloween Ass 9
  • Maria Menounos Halloween Ass 10
  • Maria Menounos Halloween Ass 11
  • Maria Menounos Halloween Ass 12
  • Maria Menounos Halloween Ass 13
  • Maria Menounos Halloween Ass 14
  • Maria Menounos Halloween Ass 15
  • Maria Menounos Halloween Ass 1
  • Maria Menounos Halloween Ass 2
  • Maria Menounos Halloween Ass 3
  • Maria Menounos Halloween Ass 4
  • Maria Menounos Halloween Ass 5
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  • Maria Menounos Halloween Ass 13
  • Maria Menounos Halloween Ass 14
  • Maria Menounos Halloween Ass 15

John Travolta on the set of Life on the Line in Vancouver (10/22)

+ Mama June somehow just dropped a level in my eyes [The Superficial]

+ Erin Heatherton gets frisky with a monkey [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jessica Simpson cut her hair [ICYDK]
+ Alexa Goddard's crowd-surfing upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ It's Farrah Abraham's portable pussy [WWTDD]

+ Does Ashley Greene smoke crack? [Dlisted]
+ Allie Deberry is all grown up [Linkiest]
+ Kris Jenner has a new boyfriend [Evil Beet]
+ Hannah Stocking is gorgeous [Caveman Circus]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: More Keeley Hazell in a bikini, please

*10 John Travolta pictures total in the gallery:

  • John Travolta Beard Pics 1
  • John Travolta Beard Pics 2
  • John Travolta Beard Pics 3
  • John Travolta Beard Pics 4
  • John Travolta Beard Pics 5
  • John Travolta Beard Pics 6
  • John Travolta Beard Pics 7
  • John Travolta Beard Pics 8
  • John Travolta Beard Pics 9
  • John Travolta Beard Pics 10

Would You Rather?

Would You Rather...? Spend one night with: