Jessica Lowndes and her ridiculous body headline the weekly roundup of the sexiest social media pics. Seriously ISIS, just look at Jessica and tell me you still hate the west. Nope. Can't do it.

*65 social media pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Lowndes
  • Eva Amurri
  • Jessica Nigri
  • Genevieve Morton
  • Natalie Loren
  • Emmanuelle Chriqui
  • Diora Baird
  • Kari Byron
  • Lisa Marie Johnson
  • Daniella Monet
  • Francia Raisa
  • Jessica Lowndes
  • Amber Rose
  • Emily Ratajkowski
  • Nicola Peltz and friend
  • Jessica Lowndes
  • Genevieve Morton
  • Jewel Staite
  • Levin Rambin
  • Nicole Scherzinger
  • Karrueche Tran
  • Ashley Tisdale
  • Carrie Keagan
  • Natalie Loren
  • Kelly Brook
  • Nicola Peltz
  • Christina Milian
  • Alexa Vega
  • JoJo
  • Christina Milian
  • Katharine McPhee
  • Christina Milian
  • Natalie Loren
  • Alexa Vega
  • Karrueche Tran and Christina Milian

What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ A 20-inch waist seems perfectly healthy [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Alexandra Park upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Jessica Eisenberg as Lex Luthor [The Blemish]
+ It's Danica Patrick's nipple (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ That one chick from that one show got hot [Brobible]

+ Michael Sam knows the other gay NFL players [WWTDD]
+ Britney may marry this dude [Evil Beet]
+ Paris Hilton takes credit for reality television [Cele|bitchy]
+ Molly Sims is less fat [I'm Not Obsessed]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Jessica Alba on vacation

*20 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Sherman Oaks Sighting 1
  • Kim Kardashian Sherman Oaks Sighting 2
  • Kim Kardashian Sherman Oaks Sighting 3
  • Kim Kardashian Sherman Oaks Sighting 4
  • Kim Kardashian Sherman Oaks Sighting 5

Paparazzi photos from Friday, March 27

Bella Thorne leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Shayne Murphy at the beach in Maui (pics start here)

Kelly Brook shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Natasha Henstridge leaving a hair salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Hilary Duff shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Isabel Lucas out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Zoe Saldana on her way to Pressed Juicery in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jennifer Lopez arriving AT American Idol studios in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Cara Santana leaving ES Nail salon on Melrose in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Alec Baldwin and his wife Hilaria Baldwin out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Justin Theroux riding his motorcycle in L.A. (pics start here)

Renee Zellweger leaving a hair salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

*108 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Bella Thorne Trouble 1
  • Bella Thorne Trouble 2
  • Bella Thorne Trouble 3
  • Bella Thorne Trouble 4
  • Bella Thorne Trouble 5
  • Bella Thorne Trouble 6
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  • Bella Thorne Trouble 32
  • Bella Thorne Trouble 33
  • Bella Thorne Trouble 34
  • Bella Thorne Trouble 35

Angela Simmons in Miami (3/26)

Here's Rev Run's daughter Angela Simmons in Miami yesterday. Um, wow. You know what those bikini bottoms are called? Courage.

*30 Angela Simmons pictures total in the gallery:

  • Angela Simmons Bikini 1
  • Angela Simmons Bikini 2
  • Angela Simmons Bikini 3
  • Angela Simmons Bikini 4
  • Angela Simmons Bikini 5
  • Angela Simmons Bikini 6
  • Angela Simmons Bikini 7
  • Angela Simmons Bikini 8
  • Angela Simmons Bikini 9
  • Angela Simmons Bikini 10
  • Angela Simmons Bikini 11
  • Angela Simmons Bikini 12
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  • Angela Simmons Bikini 18
  • Angela Simmons Bikini 19
  • Angela Simmons Bikini 20
  • Angela Simmons Bikini 21
  • Angela Simmons Bikini 22
  • Angela Simmons Bikini 23
  • Angela Simmons Bikini 24
  • Angela Simmons Bikini 25
  • Angela Simmons Bikini 26
  • Angela Simmons Bikini 27
  • Angela Simmons Bikini 28
  • Angela Simmons Bikini 29
  • Angela Simmons Bikini 30

Jessica Lowndes

Jessica Lowndes heading to Alfred Coffee and Kitchen in L.A. (3/25)

*10 Jessica Lowndes pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Lowndes Strut 1
  • Jessica Lowndes Strut 2
  • Jessica Lowndes Strut 3
  • Jessica Lowndes Strut 4
  • Jessica Lowndes Strut 5
  • Jessica Lowndes Strut 6
  • Jessica Lowndes Strut 7
  • Jessica Lowndes Strut 8
  • Jessica Lowndes Strut 9
  • Jessica Lowndes Strut 10

Nicki Minaj tickets for sale on Groupon

Nicki Minaj has officially reached the "Fuck It, Just Sell the Tickets on Groupon" stage of her career. Give it a few years, and I bet she'd perform at your birthday party for some cake. But it would have to be a corner piece, obviously.

*10 Nicki Minaj pictures total in the gallery:

  • Nicki Minaj Groupon 1
  • Nicki Minaj Groupon 2
  • Nicki Minaj Groupon 3
  • Nicki Minaj Groupon 4
  • Nicki Minaj Groupon 5
  • Nicki Minaj Groupon 6
  • Nicki Minaj Groupon 7
  • Nicki Minaj Groupon 8
  • Nicki Minaj Groupon 9
  • Nicki Minaj Groupon 10

Tanit Phoenix bikini pics! (Maui - 3/22)

Here's South African model Tanit Phoenix in Maui earlier this week. She actually flew into Oahu and then walked to Maui. Across the water. I think. It just seems like she can do that.

*30 Tanit Phoenix pictures total in the gallery:

  • Tanit Phoenix Bikini Pics 1
  • Tanit Phoenix Bikini Pics 2
  • Tanit Phoenix Bikini Pics 3
  • Tanit Phoenix Bikini Pics 4
  • Tanit Phoenix Bikini Pics 5
  • Tanit Phoenix Bikini Pics 6
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  • Tanit Phoenix Bikini Pics 30

Lindsay Lohan's Instagram boob

No one really talks about her much anymore, so here's Lindsay Lohan trying to drum up some relevance by showing her boob on Instagram. And it didn't really work either. In the past, I would have devoted a day's coverage to this pic. Now it only merits casual mention in between bites of my Pop-Tart. Let's face it, she's boring. I never thought I would say this about Lindsay Lohan, but would it kill this chick to get a DUI?

*2 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Social Boob 1
  • Lindsay Lohan Social Boob 2

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, March 26

Canadian model Shelly Scholten doing a photoshoot for 138 Water in Malibu (pics start here)

Elizabeth Hurley at the premiere of The Royals at the Mandarin Oriental hotel in London (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens out and about in New York (pics start here)

Jordana Brewster shopping with her son Julian in Brentwood (pics start here)

Laura Dern out for breakfast in Brentwood (pics start here)

Rita Ora leaving the Charli XCX concert at the O2 Shepherds Bush Empire in London (pics start here)

Patrick Schwarzenegger on his way to a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Katy Perry leaving Osteria Mozza in Hollywood (pics start here)

Evan Ross arriving at the Tracy Anderson gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Krysten Ritter filming her TV show A.K.A. Jessica Jones in New York (pics start here)

Actress Sophie Turner (Game of Thrones) arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Snooki arriving at ABC studios in New York for an appearance on The View (pics start here)

*114 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Shelly Scholten Bikini Pics 1
  • Shelly Scholten Bikini Pics 2
  • Shelly Scholten Bikini Pics 3
  • Shelly Scholten Bikini Pics 4
  • Shelly Scholten Bikini Pics 5
  • Shelly Scholten Bikini Pics 6
  • Shelly Scholten Bikini Pics 7
  • Shelly Scholten Bikini Pics 8
  • Shelly Scholten Bikini Pics 9
  • Shelly Scholten Bikini Pics 10
  • Shelly Scholten Bikini Pics 11
  • Shelly Scholten Bikini Pics 12
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  • Shelly Scholten Bikini Pics 28
  • Shelly Scholten Bikini Pics 29
  • Shelly Scholten Bikini Pics 30
  • Shelly Scholten Bikini Pics 31
  • Shelly Scholten Bikini Pics 32
  • Shelly Scholten Bikini Pics 33
  • Shelly Scholten Bikini Pics 34
  • Shelly Scholten Bikini Pics 35

What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Kate Upton busts out for Guess [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Christina Hendricks still has boobs [The Superficial]
+ We have Brandi Glanville nipple [WWTDD]
+ Jessica Lowndes may have the nicest bikini body in Hollywood [IDLYITW]
+ Rita Ora in a see through top (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Denise Richards has a two decade career of hotness [Linkiest]
+ Alison Brie is fine as hell [moejackson]
+ Hotties with hypnotizing eyes [badSENTINEL]
+ Taylor Swift is definitely dating that one dude [Dlisted]

+ Rosa Acosta is a badass chick [Caveman Circus]
+ Katy Perry upskirt (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Oh shut the fuck up you nutcase [Cele|bitchy]
+ The new snapchat for college kids [Brobible]

*13 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Hilary Duff Blur Hair Butt 1
  • Hilary Duff Blur Hair Butt 2
  • Hilary Duff Blur Hair Butt 3
  • Hilary Duff Blur Hair Butt 4
  • Hilary Duff Blur Hair Butt 5

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