+ Isla Fisher is see-through [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Ashlee Simpson still thinks she can act [Just Jared]
+ French actress Amanda Lear is topless (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Rihanna says Chris Brown has no soul [The Blemish]
+ Sexy pics of Carrie Prejean [Holy Taco]
+ Megan Fox candids for no good reason [A Socialite's Life]
+ Khloe Kardashian is trying to get knocked up [Yeeeah!]
+ God hates Lindsay Lohan [Cele|bitchy]
Chad Rogers outside Katsuya restaurant in West Hollywood (4/4)
Everyone who has ever heard of Bravo's Chad Rogers, raise your hand. OK, that makes zero. From the New York Post:
Chad
Rogers, star of Bravo's "Million Dollar Listings," threw a tantrum when
he was refused entry to the red carpet at the Genlux Magazine/Madison
Kelly fashion party at Villa Blanca in Beverly Hills the other night.
Rogers wasn't recognized by a publicist while stars including Karina
Smirnoff sailed past. A spy said, "He turned up late and asked to walk
the red carpet. When he was refused, he was screaming, 'What do you
mean, you don't know who I am? I'm on Bravo.' " Eventually he calmed
down and was allowed up the red carpet.
Congratulations Chad.
The only thing you could have possibly said that was more pathetic than
"What do you
mean, you don't know who I am?" was "Table for two under Federline" "I'm
on Bravo." The 95-year-old lady that rambles about quilting for three
hours on the local cable access channel is more famous than you.
Regardless, if Chad really wants to be more recognizable in the future,
he should just do what Andre Agassi did: earn itmarry a movie
star take off his wig.
James Gandolfini punched a paparazzo and threatened to "break [his] fucking face" on Halloween night. And you know what? That's what the paparazzo deserves for calling his wife a "dumb whore" and his son a "little pussy." Oh no wait, it turns out he wasn't actually doing that at all. He was just taking pictures of him in public from a respectful distance. Well that's what the paparazzo gets for annoying a tough mobster with deep underworld connections. Oh no wait, it turns out that was just a TV show. In reality, the only thing that fat bastard James Gandolfini could break in half without collapsing from exhaustion is a Snickers bar. "Now I have two!"
Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince grocery shopping in L.A. (10/9)
Kevin Federline and his wonder penis haven't impregnated anything in nearly four years. According to the National Enquirer, that miraculous streak may be over (via PopCrunch):
Kevin Federline’s girlfriend may soon be sporting a baby bump to match the former rapper’s buzzed about Buddha belly . . . Last summer, Victoria quit working to accompany Kevin around the globe. After one pregnancy false alarm earlier this year, the athlete begin to suspect that she was pregnant after the couple spent two weeks in Las Vegas in late September.
Kevin already has four children; daughter Kori, 7, and son Kaleb, 5, with ex Shar Jackson and sons Sean, 4, and Jayden, 3, with Britney; and was less than pleased with the idea of doing diaper duty with yet a third “baby mama.”
A source says: “The test was positive. She told Kevin that she was pregnant, but he didn’t seem happy to hear the news.”
Well there goes my theory about women not being able to get pregnant when they're unconscious. What, you didn't think Victoria was actually letting that fat bastard have sex with her willingly, did you? Awww, your naivete is so cute. Don't ever change.
NOTE: Is it wrong to change your kids' names years after their birth? If not, K-Fed needs to rename his kids "One," "Two," "Three," "Four", and the new one "Five," because that is the only way in hell he'll be able to remember all of their names.
Stephanie Pratt out and about in Santa Monica (10/28)
Stephanie Pratt is going on vacation -- to rehab. And I don't mean the Sunday pool party at the Hard Rock in Vegas. Oh no, how will The Hills ever replace h -- LOL! I almost got that sentence out without laughing. From In Touch Weekly:
Stephanie Pratt’s recent arrest for suspicion of DUI may have finally scared the troubled Hills star straight. Just hours after Stephanie was released on bail on October 18, she confided to a pal that she was going to rehab. “Stephanie is going to enroll in an outpatient program in LA to deal with her use of alcohol,” her pal explains. “Getting a DUI was the wake-up call that she needed to get professional help for her drinking problem. Like a lot of people, she needed something to shake her up. She realizes it could have been a lot worse.” Stephanie, 23, was at Holly Montag’s birthday party with Hills co-star Stacie Hall just before her DUI arrest.
Wait a second, I thought this whole DUI arrest was a set-up by Spencer to get higher ratings for The Hills? If it actually wasn't planned, then maybe it's a good thing Stephanie's seeking professional help. Because if there's one thing I know about Hollywood, it's that once you go to rehab, you're guaranteed to come out a better person. Just ask Britney, Lindsay, Amy, Mischa, etc. etc. etc.
