Ashley Greene

Ashley Greene leaving a gym in Santa Monica (2/8)

*5 Ashley Greene pictures total in the gallery:

Jessica White is NSFW

Model Jessica White attended Jay-Z's charity concert at Carnegie Hall on Monday night, and she was in an especially charitable mood because she let everyone see her boobs for free. In related news, what the fuck is she wearing? She looks like a sexy ghost from the Antebellum South. "Boooooo!"

*10 Jessica White pictures total in the gallery:

Heidi Klum out and about in Los Angeles (1/14)

Things have taken a turn for the awesome in the Heidi Klum/Seal divorce. His shit should be getting thrown on the lawn any second now. From the Chicago Sun Times:

After saying they planned on an "amicable" divorce, Seal and Heidi Klum are taking their breakup in an ugly direction.There seem to be issues over money and child custody issues — plus it's rumored the public statement by Seal's ex-girlfriend, Tatiana Patitz, about his "uncontrollable temper" may have been urged by the Klum camp to help strengthen her negotiating position as the couple hammer out their divorce.

Patitz, like Klum a German model, told InTouch magazine Seal "is not a nice person. He has anger issues ... definitely not someone who I think of fondly anymore."

Wait, do you mean to tell the world that a marriage based on dick size was doomed for failure? It certainly wasn't based on being an equal partnership, that's for sure. Here's the tale of the tape:

• Heidi: Successful model, TV host, endorsement whore
• Seal: Huge hog, ugly as hell, living off 20-year-old "Kiss from a Rose"

Guess which one is gonna pay alimony? Trick question -- of course it'll be Seal. Heidi will make Seal pay for denying access to his giant black radiator hose. You DO NOT cross the Germans, that's someone you just don't do.

*15 Heidi Klum pictures total in the gallery:

NSFW!

Don't click the picture. Just trust me dude, don't click the picture.

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, February 8

Alex Rodriguez and his girlfriend Torrie Wilson leaving Il Ristorante Di Giorgio Baldi in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Actress Jennifer Lawrence (Hunger Games) leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Cindy Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber leaving Il Ristorante Di Giorgio Baldi in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Ali Larter arriving at a friend's house in Brentwood (pics start here)

Kate Middleton arriving to the "Lucian Freud: Portraits - Private View" at the National Portrait Gallery in London (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens leaving Live! with Kelly studios in New York (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon leaving a friend's house in Brentwood (pics start here)

Anna Torv filming Fringe in Vancouver (pics start here)

Andie MacDowell out and about in New York (pics start here)

Amy Poehler leaving a salon in L.A. (pics start here)

Lucy Liu on the set of Southland in L.A. (pics start here)

Lindsay Ellingson, Adriana Lima, and Doutzen Kroes at a promotional appearance at the Victoria's Secret Soho store in New York (pics start here)

Naomi Campbell arriving at Borchardt restaurant in Berlin, Germany (pics start here)

*119 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Emma Stone is in a bikini [The Superficial]

+ 20 Hottest Up and Coming MMA Ring Girls [Linkiest]
+ Vampire Diaries stars go nude [Celebuzz]
+ Ravens cheerleaders bikini calendar shoot! [Busted Coverage]
+ Chrissy Teigen looking amazing in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Katherine Heigl looking pretty hot [Popoholic]
+ Arianny Celeste topless bikini hotness [Hollywood Tuna]
+ I can't get enough of Kelly Brook [Pick Me Up News]
+ Abbey Clancy bringing the sexy [moejackson]

+ It's Khloe Kardashian and her dad [Dlisted]
+ Taylor Swift got dumped again [The Blemish]
+ I miss Anna Nicole Smith's tits [CityRag]
+ Those are some impressive boobies [Double Viking]

*10 pictures total in the gallery:

Delphine Lo Grasso

French model Delphine Lo Grasso

*25 Delphine Lo Grasso pictures total in the gallery:

The NEA doesn't want Sasha Grey's dirty (brown) money

Controversy erupted last year when porn star-turned actress Sasha Grey (singing a tune above) was a celebrity guest reader at Emerson Elementary School in Compton as part of the NEA's "Read Across America" program. The NEA distanced themselves from Grey faster than a handjob from Jenna Jameson, but that's not stopping producers of her new film from donating to the program. From the Huffington Post:

Although she retired from the porn industry last April, one of Grey's scenes is featured in adult film "Anal Artists," set to debut this week by Assence Films. In support of her "recent efforts to expose children to the world of literature," Assence Films will donate a portion of the film's proceeds to the National Education Association's Read Across America program, according to XBiz Newswire. But in a statement Monday to The Huffington Post, NEA officials said "no, thanks."

"Sasha Grey is not affiliated with the National Education Association’s Read Across America program nor has she been invited or endorsed by NEA to read at any of the association’s Read Across America Day events, and NEA will not accept any proceeds from her latest, or any of her films," the statement reads.

Well, the NEA sure thinks very highly of themselves. So what if Sasha's shitter has been explored more thoroughly that King Tut's tomb? Damn it, she wants children to read more. Whether it's fiction, non-fiction, or the warnings on Valtrex prescription bottles, the skill must be practiced because reading really is fundamental. Not that the NEA's position is totally without merit. What would be more embarrassing than having mommy dearest explain to lil' pig-tailed Suzy who Sasha Grey is? "See, when a woman is in love with four men, sometimes she will let those four men make sweet sweet love to her at the same time."

*10 Sasha Grey pictures total in the gallery:

What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Demi Lovato's ass in a bikini (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Miranda Kerr's new lingerie shoot will melt your eyeballs [Popoholic]
+ Kim Kardashian wants a "private" divorce [IDLYITW]
+ Katie Price upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Miley Cyrus dressed like a weirdo again [Just Jared]

+ Adriana Lima chimes in on the Super Bowl [Celebuzz]
+ Sexy girls in sports bras [Linkiest]
+ Lindsay Ellingson is fucking gorgeous [moejackson]
+ Tom Cruise's son had a homophobic rant [Cele|bitchy]

LIST OF THE DAY: The 5 strongest reasons to oppose gay marriage

*16 pictures total in the gallery:

Sharon Stone leaving Barney's New York in Beverly Hills (2/6)

I'm not gonna lie: I woke up this morning hoping I wouldn't see pictures of a 54-year-old mother of three in a belly shirt. Thanks a fucking lot Sharon Stone. Ruined my day!

*24 Sharon Stone pictures total in the gallery: