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Via Lindsay Lohan's Instagram

Remember when Mischa Barton got shit a few weeks ago for her Instagram post about the Alton Sterling shooting and gun violence in America? It's hard for people to take you seriously when you're standing in a bikini on a yacht in the South of France, sipping a glass of wine. If you look up "Caricature of White Privilege" on wikipedia, you'd find Mischa's post. Well Lindsay Lohan just did the same damn thing on Instagram in her post about the tragedies in Nice and Turkey. She put on lingerie, posed seductively, and wrote:
If history were to be folded ... Where would we put the crease?
Pray for the ones we lose everyday and appreciate every breathe you we all take #nice #turkey #turnup and do something (goodnight and sleep with an idea for the future)
Later in the day, Lindsay posted a more serious picture of herself in a business suit and wrote:
30-year-old, future Oscar-winning actress from New York. Will fuck right on this bed for cash. Hit up an ATM and then swipe right.
Yep, definitely looks like Lindsay mixed up her Tinder and Instagram accounts again. It happens.

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Olivia Munn

Olivia Munn leaving Il Pastaio in Beverly Hills (7/20)

*30 Olivia Munn pictures total in the gallery:

  • Olivia Munn Il Pastaio Lunch 1
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Miranda Kerr and Evan Spiegel at the Pre Grammy Gala earlier this year

Miranda Kerr is engaged. The supermodel posted a pic of the ring given to her by her Snapchat-founding boyfriend Evan Spiegel on Instagram yesterday. Of course Instagram is a big rival of Snapchat, but Miranda did post a Bitmoji on the picture of a man proposing. And of course Bitmoji is now owned by Snapchat so it's all good. Got it? (Can you imagine reading this paragraph to someone 10 years ago? They'd think you were a lunatic.)

Anyways, congrats to the happy couple. If you're Miranda and you can find a Stanford alum like Evan who doesn't rape the shit of you, you marry that man.

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*20 Miranda Kerr and Evan Spiegel pictures total in the gallery:

  • Miranda Kerr Engaged 1
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Khloe Kardashian arriving at Milk Studios in Hollywood (7/19)

So when do we start referring to Khloe as the "Skinny Kardashian"? God damn. I've had to make a complete 180 degree turn from sasquatch jokes to eating disorder jokes . . . *dusts off some old Nicole Richie posts* . . . Hey, did you hear the one about the reality star who had an eating disorder? She started to break bones more often because of a reduction in bone density due to her self starvation! . . . Aw god dammit the jokes aren't even funny!

*20 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Khloe Getting Skinny 1
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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, July 20

Kristen Stewart out and about in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Miranda Kerr out and about in Malibu (pics start here)

Lea Michele on the set of Scream Queens in L.A. (pics start here)

Model Natalie Roser doing a photoshoot in Miami (pics start here)

Jane Lynch out and about in Studio City (pics start here)

Laura Prepon and her boyfriend Ben Foster out and about in Soho, New York (pics start here)

Ashlee Simpson leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

John Stamos on the set of Scream Queens in L.A. (pics start here)

Swedish singer Tove Lo filming her new video in Downtown L.A. (pics start here)

Usher and his wife Grace Miguel leaving Pizzeria Mozza in L.A. (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens leaving a pilates studio in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jay Z and his daughter Blue Ivy Carter in Milan, Italy (pics start here)

*106 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kristen Stewart Hobo Wear 1
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What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Jon Gosselin may be cooking your meal [The Superficial]

+ Nobody understands the legality of the Taylor Swift recording [WWTDD]
+ Britney Spears' mom bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Hot girls wearing glasses [Linkiest]
+ Dakota Johnson topless on the set of Fifty Shades Darker (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]

+ Kelly Brook flashing her knickers (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Samantha Hoopes should be topless more often [Hollywood Tuna]
+ 10 Post-credit movie scenes that changed everything [badSENTINEL]
+ Kyra Santoro's sandy bikini bum [moejackson]

+ Jessica Alba continues to look amazing in a bikini [Celeb Jihad]
+ Amy Schumer's first time was forgettable [The Blemish]
+ Third Eye Blind trolled an RNC event [Dlisted]
+ Cher blasts Kate Hudson [Cele|bitchy]

*19 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Calista Flockhart Booty Butt 1
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Japanese model Yoko Matsugane

*22 Yoko Matsugane pictures total in the gallery:

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Rose McGowan out for lunch in Beverly Hills (7/19)

Did Rose McGowan get a new hat? Or maybe she's been using Kylie Jenner's new lip kit? Something about her is more noticeable than usual . . .

*15 Rose McGowan pictures total in the gallery:

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What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Miley Cyrus kissing a bitch [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Kim Kardashian is rich, bitch [WWTDD]
+ Did Lady Gaga cheat? [IDLYITW]
+ Ariel Winter pink panty upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Gwyneth Paltrow is still steaming her vagina [The Superficial]

+ Titty trick shots? Sweet. [badSENTINEL]
+ Sommer Way will blow your mind [Linkiest]
+ Julia Friedman showing off her bikini body in Miami [moejackson]
+ Scarlett Johansson probably should have learned French [Cele|bitchy]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Cuban model Rachel Vallori in Miami. Damn.

*19 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Reese Witherspoon Booty Butt 1
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Halle Berry leaving a day spa in West Hollywood (7/14)

Finally an answer to the age-old question: Do hot chicks pick their noses?

Yes, yes they do.

*10 Halle Berry pictures total in the gallery:

  • Halle Berry Nose Picker 1
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