Marisa Miller lingerie pics!

Marisa Miller at the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show held at The Armory in New York (11/19)

NSFW!

Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.

Alessandra Ambrosio lingerie pics!

Alessandra Ambrosio at the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show held at The Armory in New York (11/19)

NOTE: Might be a good day to stick around as I'll be posting pics from last night's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show all day.

Martha Stewart at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami (11/2008)

Martha Stewart isn't exactly a fan of Rachael Ray. On Nightline last night, Stewart blasted the Food Network star, calling her a stupid fat whore. OK, not really. But she was a bitch. Via Us Weekly:

"Well, to me, she professed that she could -- cannot bake," Stewart says of Ray in the interview, [which aired Thursday]. "She -- just did a new cookbook which is just a re-edit of a lot of her old recipes. She -- and that's not good enough for me."

When it comes to writing a book, Stewart says she want to publish something that "is a unique and lasting thing. Something that will really fulfill a need in someone's library." Ray, she says, "is different."

Stewart says Ray is "more of an entertainer ... with her bubbly personality, than she is a teacher, like me. That's not what she's professing to be."

If Martha Stewart really wants to write a book that will draw on her life experiences, she should come out with a cookbook titled: "100 Dishes You Can Bake in Your Toilet -- A Prisoner's Guide to Healthy Living." She already has a built-in 'captive' audience that would almost certainly propel her book to the top of the bestseller list. Of course if Rachael Ray wants to write a book that I'd buy, it'll have to be a picture book titled: "Rachael Ray's Guide to Swallowing an Entire Kielbasa Sausage." Seriously, have you seen that chick's mouth? If it was any bigger, you could throw a ball in it to win a prize.

Jennifer Garner leaving her daughter's school in Santa Monica (11/13)

+ Some model named Anais Deroy gets naked in a movie [Drunken Stepfather]
 
+ Tila Tequila gets naked on Ustream [The Superficial]
+ Katy Perry showing off her jugs [Hollywood Tuna]
+ One of the more underrated hot pieces of ass [IDLYITW]
+ Leo DiCaprio spent how much on face cream? [Wonderwall]

+ Shakira's breasts are not small and humble [Popoholic]
+ Olivia Wilde at the GQ Men of the Year party [moejackson]
+ Oh shit, Oprah is retiring [PopEater]
+ Sweater says good girl. The exposed nipples disagree. (NSFW) [College Humor]

+ The nicest pair of back tits I've ever seen. [Dlisted]
+ What Nic Cage looks like without his weave [CityRag]
+ A mashup with Christopher Walken and Cartman. Awesome. [popbytes]
+ Steven Tyler fell off the wagon [Gabby Babble]

Santa Auzina

Canadian model Santa Auzina

Mariah Carey arriving to her hotel in London (11/11)

With Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan's antics usually dominating the headlines, I think we sometimes forget how batshit crazy Mariah Carey. Thankfully, the Daily Mail is here to remind us:

As one of the world's biggest stars, Mariah Carey doesn't know the meaning of the word No. But it appears Britain's health and safety officials are about to teach her. They have flatly turned down her demands to be surrounded by 20 white kittens and 100 white doves as she turns on a shopping centre's Christmas lights.

The American singer had issued a string of extravagant requirements in return for her appearance at the Westfield complex in West London. The list - known in showbusiness circles as a 'rider' - included being driven by Rolls Royce along a pink carpet right to the pink podium where she is to wave a wand to turn on the lights.

A source revealed the model of car had to be changed six times before she was finally happy. Miss Carey, 39, wants confetti shaped like butterflies, her favourite insect, to shower over her at the end. She has also requested an entourage of 15 along with about 80 security guards.

You know what would be cool? If -- instead of Mariah being granted all these crazy requests -- someone just knocked her crazy ass out. "I'm sorry that we weren't able to get 100 white doves for your appearance Mariah. But the good news is that we were able to get Manny Pacquiao to punch you in the fucking jaw."

Kristin Cavallari eating lunch at Joan's on Third in West Hollywood (11/12)

+ "I'm excited to get naked!" [Just Jared]

+ Jaime Pressly is not aging well [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Beyonce probably got felt up [PopEater]
+ I didn't know Megan Fox could do that with her legs [Popoholic]
+ Ann Curry upskirt pic [TaxiDriverMovie]

+ Reminder: Kate Beckinsale is freaking hot [Holy Taco]
+ The Donald wants Carrie Prejean to do porn [Cele|bitchy]
+ Rihanna says she missed Chris Brown. Unbelievable. [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Does Victoria Beckham prefer sex or sleep? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

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Ciara at Leona Lewis' album party at Hyde nightclub in West Hollywood (11/17)

Holy crap. If Ciara's dress was any shorter, it would be a shirt. I feel like I need a cigarette after looking at these pics.

Amy Winehouse out and about in London (10/29)

Honestly, the only thing worse than this next story was the Holocaust. If you have a weak stomach, you can just go ahead and not read it. From the Mirror.

Mitch Winehouse has rubbished claims that his daughter Amy went to hospital the other day for a cold - revealing it was due to her new boobs going pop.

Telegraphing the news on his Living TV show, Mitch said: "It wasn't because she had a cold. She's fine, she just had a little (pointing to his chest) leaky something or other."

A friend of Amy's adds: "She saw something oozing out on to her top. She was worried as they looked wonky and to see stuff seeping out was horrible."

*concentrates hard* Unicorns, Kittens, Flowers, Bunnies, Rainbows, Babies, Puppies . . . I'm never gonna get the image of puss oozing out of Amy Winehouse's tits out of my head . . . Unicorns, Kittens, Flowers, Bunnies, Rainbows, Babies, Puppies . . . Ah, fuck it. *sets self on fire*