Lily Allen topless! That's Lily Allen getting topless yet again (pics from earlier this June
here), this time in the August edition of
i-D magazine. And
here she is dressed up as an evil panda, hellbent on destroying mankind as we know it. You can just tell. It's in the eyes.
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click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
Kelly Rowland bikini pics! Kelly Rowland in Miami (May 2007)
Christopher Meloni on the set of Law & Order: SVU in Manhattan's Meatpacking District (7/8)
Aw, how cute. I remember when I had arms like that. I swear, freshman year of high school seems like such a blur now.
Audrina Patridge at The Bank nightclub at the Bellagio in Las Vegas (7/3)
Audrina Patridge has become a pariah on the set of
The Hills. Everyone hates her -- even Joe the cameraman and Mitch the stuntman. It's true. They told me. From
Life & Style:
"I don’t really get along with Audrina," Jayde Nicole, girlfriend of The Hills’ Brody Jenner, tells Life & Style. "Kristin [Cavallari] doesn’t get along with Audrina, I don’t think anyone on the show really gets along with Audrina. Everyone just welcomed Kristin and loves [her]. Maybe Audrina’s jealous of that. I don’t really know why they have this big beef."
I bet I know what isn't causing a rift between Audrina and the other
Hills castmates: her view on world politics. She probably thinks 'World Politics' is a rapper. "He's from Florida right?"
Ariadne Artiles Spanish model Ariadne Artiles at a cocktail party for the beverage "Cava Rosado" in Madrid (7/7)
I see Shauna dressed down for the evening Shauna Sand nailed her son. Not her biological son, her step-son A.J. (he's 18 so don't worry, it's not creepy or anything like that). It's what led to Shauna and ex-husband, actor Lorenzo Lamas, splitting up -- he found out A.J. and her were swapping more than just stories around the dinner table. From
Star.
"Shauna came on to A.J.," a friend of Lorenzo's tells Star. "It was the ultimate betrayal. Lorenzo had no idea; he was in the dark about the whole thing."
But Lorenzo is no longer in the dark, and the public will get a chance to see his reaction on a new reality show the Lamas family is currently filming for E! According to Lorenzo's friend, the secret romance carried on for months before soap star filed for divorce in 2002.
"He thought Shauna was acting like a mom to A.J.," the friend continues. "He had no clue that she was his son's lover!"
Honestly, I don't see what the big deal is. This is 2009, right? I think we've advanced enough as a society to not be "shocked" and "outraged" when a mom has sex with her son. It's not like we're living in Puritan New England. I'm not gonna go out back and make butter with Pa after I post this story. All you prudes need to lighten up.
Lindsay Lohan leaving a beauty supply store in Hollywood (7/8)
Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson called a locksmith (who was probably enjoying dinner with his wife and kids before being interrupted) to Sam's house a few nights ago after being locked out. And then stiffed him. Bitches. From
TMZ:
As the locksmith did his thing, Lindsay found an open window and told the locksmith he could stop. The locksmith asked for his $39 fee, but Lindsay refused, offering $20 instead. The locksmith tells us, Sam then told him to move his car away from the property. He obliged, but when he came back, Lindsay and Sam had locked themselves in the house and didn't pay him a penny.
Of course Lindsay didn't cough up the dough, she's broke. Besides, she doesn't usually pay for services rendered with money -- she pays with her mouth. The fact that Lindsay was able to break into the four sided structure so easily shouldn't really surprise anyone though -- it wasn't the first time she's forced her way into Sam's box.
Mary Louise Parker topless! A few months ago, Mary-Louise Parker was bitching over the fact that she was "forced"
to get naked for the
Weeds finale last season. Specifically she said, "I knew it was going to be on the Internet: 'Mary-Louise shows off her
big nipples.' I wish I hadn't done that. I was goaded into it." This month, Mary-Louise gets naked in
Esquire. So is she a hypocrite? Um, who cares. What are you, gay? I should have known. I should have put two and two together. Remember when you sorta gave me that weird look in the locker room? Or when I caught you sucking off that dude in the alley? I knew there was something suspicious about that.
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Kelly Osbourne blasts Lady Gaga Little known fact about Kelly Osbourne: she doesn't own a mirror . . . right? That's the only way this next story makes any sense whatsoever -- ya know, if she's never actually seen what she looks like. From
Contact Music:
Outspoken rock spawn Kelly Osbourne has launched a vicious attack on Lady Gaga, insisting the pop sensation "has everything" but an attractive face.
She rants, "She's a Butter Face - she has everything 'but her face' (is unattractive). She reminds me of Peaches Geldof."
And the 24 year old is urging the singer to focus on her music rather than airing her views in the media: "I love Lady GaGa's tracks but I just wish she'd keep her mouth shut. She talks way too much and has too much attitude. It's starting to make me go off her."
It's ironic that Kelly would call out Lady Gaga as a butterface when she's got the body of a butterball. Kelly Osbourne insulting someone about their looks is like Audrina Patridge calling someone stupid or Michael Moore calling someone fat -- it's the pot/kettle syndrome. If Kelly really wants to pick on somebody truly repulsive, she should start with an easier target, like Sarah Jessica Parker or Northern Florida.
AnnaLynne McCord at the launch of OPen Campus at Mel's Diner in West Hollywood (7/7)
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I'm Not Obsessed]
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NSFW) [
College Humor]
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More fake boobs paid for reality TV money [Drunken Stepfather]
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The Superficial]
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Hayden Panettiere Swims with the Fishes [Egotastic!]
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Monica Cruz has sexy legs [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Oscar Meyer is dead [
Dlisted]
+ J.K. Rowling showing off her saggy boobs [
Bastardly]
+ You're wearing too much makeup Hayden [
The Blemish]
+ Miley Cyrus' jeans will be good for Middle America [
Cele|bitchy]
+ A history of Jennifer Aniston nip slips [
CityRag]
+ Big boobs in a small bikini [
Double Viking]
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Pajiba]
+ Abigail Clancy underboob pics [
Derek Hail]