+ Vanessa Hudgens in a sexy little getup [Popoholic]
+ Kristin Kreukis too old for that dress [moejackson]
+ There's a dude pooping in the background of this workout video [Guyism]
+ Farrah Abraham is no stranger to anal [Dlisted]
+ The Lamborghini Batmobile [Caveman Circus]
+ Kate Upton's first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue photo file [Guyism]
+ LeAnn Rimes bought herself 100k Twitter followers [popbytes]
+ Craig Sager photobombed Will Smith [Yeeeah!]
Cindy Crawford at the opening ceremony of the 66th Cannes Film Festival in France (5/15)
47-year-old Cindy Crawford attended the opening ceremony of the annual Cannes Film Festival yesterday, and holy crap, she looks amazing. She definitely fits right in to this year's theme: "Hot Bitches Who Don't Look 47."
+ Fat chick jumping over fire pit goes wrong [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Emma Watson looking all sultry [Popoholic]
+ Katharina Damm goes topless surfing (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Amanda Seyfried is really good at advertising [Guyism]
Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker wanted for murder
Good: Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker -- who appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! earlier this year after an interview he did went viral -- is back in the news.
Joseph Galfy Jr., the Clark attorney found dead in his home Monday afternoon, was killed by a 24-year-old itinerant and minor internet celebrity after a sexual tryst in the lawyer's home sometime Sunday, Union County Prosecutor Theodore Romankow said today.
Galfy and Caleb Lawrence McGillvary, better known as "Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker" met Saturday night in New York's Times Square. They would spend the better part of the next 24 hours together in Galfy's Starlite Drive home, Romankow said, before their encounter would turn violent.
Galfy, 73, was found laying in his bed, beaten to death, dressed only his underwear and socks, Romankow said at a press conference this afternoon. McGillvary's whereabouts are unknown. He is being sought on murder charges. He was last seen Tuesday leaving for the Philadelphia train station, authorities believe.
Poor Kai, I don't think Kimmel will have him back on the show after this little gay-sex-turned-murder incident . . . wait a minute, isn't Kris Jenner looking for guests for her new talk show? Lacking morals and a basic sense of what's right or wrong, he's perfect for her! Score one for Kai! When God closes a door he opens a window.
Nikki Leigh was Playboy's Playmate of the Month last May, and earlier this week she was spotted doing a bikini photoshoot in Santa Monica. Bikini modeling you say? I'm shocked. I thought for sure she would go into medicine.
*30 Nikki Leigh bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth at Soho House in New York (5/14)
In the wake of her and husband Jim Toth's arrest last month, you might think that Reese Witherspoon would try to avoid alcohol for the time being -- or at least avoid it in a public setting so as to not give dickheads like me any ammunition. Nope. That's Reese and Jim throwing back a few at Soho House in New York on Tuesday. Looks like Jim is drinking rose (his "driving wine") while Reese appears to be drinking straight moonshine with a twist of lime. "Puts hair on my knuckles! I ain't no fucking pussy!"
*20 Reese Witherspoon and husband pictures total in the gallery:
That's Miranda Kerr doing a photoshoot in Miami yesterday for her new makeup line KORA Organics. Brilliant strategy focusing on what people truly care about when it comes to makeup: tits. A true modern marketing genies, that Miranda Kerr. I hate those old-school makeup companies that use the antiquated strategy of focusing on the actual product in their ads. What year is this, 1955!
Zoe Saldana butt ass naked in the June issue of Allure
Zoe Saldana is into chicks now? So. Freaking. Hot. From the New York Daily News:
Zoe Saldana may be done with men. The "Star Trek" actress bares her body and her newfound relationship perspective in the June 2013 issue of Allure. Saldana, who has famously dated two actors in Hollywood, appears to be over it.
"Been there, done that, got the T-shirt," she tells the mag on dating fellow stars. "[I might] end up with a woman raising my children. ... That's how androgynous I am."
Regarding the quote in Allure, Zoe told Hollyscoop:
"No, it wasn't a generalization. It was a statement that I strongly stand by. As of today, I've been attracted to the male species, but if one day I wake up and want to be with a woman, I will do that because it is my life, therefore it is my decision."
This is very important, so please pay attention. Is there even the slightest possibility that Zoe Saldana will be carpet munching in the very near future? Dear Heavenly Father, make this happen. Look, I sat through the entire Star Trek reboot because I thought Zoe and green-body-painted Rachel Nichols were gonna scissor, but next thing I saw was Zoe sticking her tongue in Sylar's mouth -- an act that for obvious reasons he did not enjoy. Not knowing Zoe from a hole in a stall, I'm assuming that she'll be a lipstick lesbo in the Portia de Rossi mold and not a bull dyke, so at least that's something to look forward to. It's already May; Summer will be here before we know it so make it snappy, make it hot, and make it wet.
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