The Hogans are getting a divorce
Hulk Hogan’s wife Linda filed for divorce last Tuesday, seeking to end her 24-year marriage to the famous wrestler. Instead of learning the news from his wife, Hogan was surprised by a phone call from a reporter from the St. Petersburg Times. Hogan told the reporter:
“You caught me off guard. My wife has been in California for about three weeks. Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me. I just pulled over to the side of the road for five minutes to find out what was going here.” (Source)
If you’re interested in hooking up with Linda, just log on to Match.com and search the following: “Likes: Arm Wrestling, Opening Stubborn Jars” or “Dislikes: Women’s Size S-XL, Mens S-L”


Just more proof that reality TV is the kiss of death for relationships.