The Hulk is stupid
I guess it’s better than one of those beer helmets
Quick: Your son just plead guilty to felony reckless driving and his sentence is at the sole discretion of the judge. What do you wear to his court appearance? . . . I bet you didn’t say bandana. That’s because you’re not as cool as Hulk Hogan. TMZ asked a court public information officer why Hulk was allowed to wear a bandana to his son Nick’s jailtimeariffic court appearance last Friday:
“It would have caused a big scene to have him take it off. Technically he shouldn’t have been allowed to wear it. But normally bailiffs do those things when people are coming in, and there was just so much going on that it wasn’t noticed in time.” (Source)
Now that I think about it, it’s probably a good thing Hulk didn’t take off his bandana. The top of his head has got to be as worn and leathery as Seabiscuit’s saddle*. If i wanted to see that much skin where hair used to be I’d rent a Jenna Jameson film.
*a.k.a. Janice Dickinson’s legs.
Take that off, Hulk. Yer mullet is hawt!
Hulk Hogan, you’ve just been PUNKED! What? Oh never mind.
Isn’t he like a super hero? They wouldn’t ask Superman to take off his cape before testifying, would they?
How in the fuck do you get the man is stupid because bailiffs didn’t make him take off his bandanna.
Just exactly what the fuck is your problem?Did your mama not pay attention to you when you were growing up?Did your daddy buttsechs you?
Moron.
Notty:
He’s stupid because he wore a fucking bandana to court. Why would you wear anything to court that could be perceived as disrespectful by the judge that held your son’s future in his hands.
Stick around Notty. I feel almost honored to have a retard of your caliber ’round these parts.
Nick
Editor
Celebslam.com
Notty=PWNED
Ohhh, Nick! You got me a retard of my very own? I brought another helmet for Nottie! *clapping hands and drooling*
Why was he wearing it in the first place? Does that family have no respect for anyone or anything!! Not to mention why in gods name did he even think that looked smart?
The only thing less tasteful would have been chaps with no jeans underneath, but I don’t want to give him any ideas.