Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison split

Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison officially split

Hugh Hefner confirmed his break up with Girls Next Door star Holly Madison. He told Us Weekly:

"I had planned to spend the rest of my life with Holly. [After the break-up] I was road kill a couple of weeks ago. We tried to have a baby earlier this year and it didn't work out. She became very depressed." (Source)

Poor Hugh. I don't know how he's gonna cope with this break-up. Oh wait, yes I do: 18-year-old vagina. Feeling bad for Hugh Hefner breaking up with his girlfriend is like feeling bad for Bill Gates losing his wallet.

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[Pacific Coast News]

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that analogy made my day

Agreed....how on earth will Hef ever cope.

Hey, its 19 year-old v@g!n@, and twin 19 year-old me@t <urt@!ns at that. Get it right!

Their parents must be so proud:)

Hef couldn't knock Holly up so she left him!

Just fucking sick how young beautiful girls prostitute themselves. They are born with a million dollars between their legs but getting it out can be an ordeal.

He needs to find someone his own age

Someone his own age? 100 year old v@gina aint easy to come by

i tHOUGHT iT wAS tRUE lOVE!

Holly was a stuck up beyoch!....We're not going to miss her at the playboy club!....Did you guy's know I'm borderline retarded!

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