It’s Paris Hilton’s new movie!
The Hottie and the Nottie poster
The trailer for Paris Hilton’s new movie The Hottie and the Nottie was released today. And it’s bad. Really bad. You know that feeling you get in your stomach right before you’re about to get a shot. That’s exactly how I felt before I hit play. The plot outline courtesy of IMDB:
Nate (Joel David Moore) moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel (Paris Hilton), the woman he’s been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June (Lakin), Cristabel’s ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What’s even more complicating is Nate’s growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge. (Source)
Wait a minute, where’s the part about the fire-breathing dragon emerging from the space/time ripple to do battle with the ghost of Christopher Columbus dressed in a Pittsburgh Steelers uniform? It’s just as believable as a dude liking Paris Hilton for 90 entire minutes. Oh, and the dragon spits lottery tickets and 30-year mortgages fixed at 3%.
The Hottie and the Nottie trailer
Who put the money up for this shit? Cocaine is a hellova drug.
Can I get the T shirt please?
They should call it before and after.
who is the target audience help me out people
Umm, is this going straight to DVD?
kill me now
please
I will nottie be going to see this.
funny Just Saying
i just have to say i think its a cute idea…. but everyone here just hates paris hilton. at least shes not doing the baby voice thing……..
My New Year’s wish is for PH to contract a non-fatal flesh eating disease that deprives of the ability to generate any further attention. Without her moderate amount of sex appeal the interest in this nasty dim witted whore would be completely neutralized and we, the citizens of planet americana, would be free of her evil reign over our valuable attention and thoughts.
lmfao this shit looks hilarious
This is the most hideous and awful thing I have EVER read in my entire life. And I was totally hoping it was a fake. Until I saw the trailer. Which makes the text before seem pretty sweet and harmless.
Can someone shoot the producer, director and writer of this “movie”?
Notice how ugly they have to make the other girl in order to make Paris look half way decent? Hahaha
The sad thing is that Christine Lakin is quite a hottie, a real natural!
ROFLMFAO I am so there when this movie comes out. I’m calling it now – Funniest Movie since Beerfest. The toe nail gag!! Ahhh, crazy bitches.
Is this supposed to be SERIOUS?
They’re trying to get us to actually
PAY to watch this?? Get outta here!!!
ah hahahaha! im gonna watch it! although i dont think im going to be buying popcorn! i think id throw up if i did! haha.
whatever! Im still gonna watch it! have fun people!