Paris was just kidding

Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian in Australia (12/2006)
Paris Hilton is backpedaling today after a clip of her interview with a Las Vegas radio show was released to the web. In the interview Paris blasts former best friend Kim Kardashian (”I would not want [Kim’s butt] — it’s gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”) and Jessica Simpson (”I don’t like, I don’t like big boobs, I think they’re too . . . big.”). Yes, that actually came out of the mouth of a 27-year-old woman. Of course after the clip was posted the web (check it out on PAGE 2), Paris claimed she was just kidding. She told In Touch Weekly:
“I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!”
Kim accepts the apology, telling In Touch, “Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I’m glad she made the effort to say she’s sorry.”
Joking? More like jealousy. Paris must be kidding herself if she thinks she wouldn’t want an ass that could singlehandedly fertilize a football field while simultaneously “accommodating” the football team . . . especially since she only has her mouth to do that now.

kim is way hotter than paris ieven though kim a a hooooohooohoo!!!
Bathing with sunglasses on… Fucking bunch of retards…
I agree — I think Paris was jealous, too.
It’s a good think these were taken at the beach. I hear ocean water is a good natural disinfectant. And it washes urine right out, but what it can’t wash out is two father’s mutual shame.
Carlos,
Kim’s father isn’t feeling shame…he’s feeling maggots disintegrate what’s left of his body. That, and the devil’s dick up his ass! (yes, i think O.J was guilty).
I think the devil is more creative than that. Robert has been reincarnated Kim’s aura, so there’s no way he’s missing the golden showers or the end-arounds Reggie and his friends run on his baby girl.
Kim has a way better body and face than Paris.
Shallow simpletons, the both of them.
So when does the sex tape come out?