Heiress fight! Heiress fight!
Ivanka Trump has let it be known she is sick of being compared to “party kid” Paris Hilton. Though both women have benefited greatly from their family name, Ivanka claims she is nothing like the hotel heiress because she actually works to maintain her lifestyle. Trump told the London Express:
“I think we are totally different individuals,” Trump said. “If I were to go off the rails and become this party kid, I would not be able to afford my lifestyle. I’ve never had a sense of entitlement. I saw how hard my father worked for his money and it was always made very clear to me that things wouldn’t just be given to me. I bought my house from my father - I have a mortgage, you know.” (Source)
Don’t kid yourself Ivanka. You’re ahead in life 95% because of your last name, 10% because of your looks, and 1% because of your work ethic.* You really think you’d be bossing underlings around, wiping your ass with first editions, and wearing a jacket made of endangered species if you’d been born to a middle class family in Omaha? Of course not silly, women can’t be managers!
*I know it equals 106% but that’s just how the Trumps roll. They go big or they go home.
Her boobs have to be fake, right? More evidence after the jump…
Sure does help when you start as a Vice President for your father’s company.
This girl is the complete opposite of me, young/old, pretty/buttugly, rich/poor, classy/pathetic etc except for the breasts. I tell you, my man boobs…..