Heidi Montag has a music video
February 4th, 2008
Heidi Montag shooting her music video in Malibu (10/2007)
America’s favorite vapid, reality show cum dumpster, Heidi Montag, has a new music video! No I’m not kidding. And it’s f’ing hilarious! Thing is so poorly produced it looks like it was shot by her boyfriend Spencer using a handheld video camera on a public beach. Oh wait, my bad, that’s because it was. You can check out the video on PAGE 2 but good luck lasting longer than 30 seconds — and I mean that in the “dying laughing” kind of way not the “masturbating” way.
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is she fuckin serious? she moves her hands so much it looks like she is signing the entire song.
This video will CERTAINLY make Spencer the Trillionaire he predicted he would be…or he’ll be giving blowjobs for chicken nuggets by next week.
Who exactly does she think she is kidding? That was the most awful thing I have ever witnessed.
speechless.
that was one of the most painful things i have seen in a while. i now feel awkward and embarrassed.
I love the opening scene with all the sea gulls. Reminds me of Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds. If I had the editing skills, I would make a parody of those gulls picking her up and taking her higher Higher HIGHER away from the beach and dropping her pink bikini-clad butt on an LA freeway at rush hour. I read somewhere that REAL performers and actors score pretty low on tests for narcissism. They are pretty neurotic and insecure, always wanting to make sure that they do a good job. However, the highest scorers on the narcissism scale are Reality TV ’stars’.
That.. is.. by far.. the funniest thing I’ve seen in months. Does flailing around like an angst ridden mongoose qualify as talent these days? She can’t dance, nor sing, nor show any sort of artistic talent. I don’t usually leave comments on sites such as yours (although I love to read them) but wow. I had to throw my two cents out there. Then again.. Maybe I should save that two cents and mail it to Heidi. She’s going to need all the spare change she can get once her fifteen minutes are up. Thanks for the laugh.