George Clooney is single

May 28th, 2008

Sarah Larson licking a magazine
George Clooney and Sarah Larson break up

After dating for nearly a year, George Clooney and Sarah Larson are calling it quits. Before dating Clooney, Larson was most famous for being a slutty Vegas cocktail waitress who loves licking magazines. An insider revealed to In Touch Weekly:

“George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down.”

Tough break for Larson but I’m sure she’ll find a hunky, Italian-lakefront-villa-owning boyfriend in no time — and no I’m not talking about me. Besides, I consider my place on Lake Cuomo more a compound than a villa.

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2 Comments on “George Clooney is single”

  1. Rick
    May 28th, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    Best thing that ever happened to HER. He is a fruitcake.

  2. Anonymous
    May 29th, 2008 at 6:33 am

    What sucks is, she’ll probably get a reality show out of this.

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