Gary Coleman got some
Gary Coleman is married
Gary Coleman got married! To a woman! That’s Gary with his new filly Shannon Price above. The 22-year-old crossed the finish line with Coleman in late August of last year after meeting at Churchill Downs on a movie set. The pint-sized actor told Inside Edition:
“I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone. I wasn’t saving myself, she just happened to be the one.”
I may need a second . . . I’m literally tearing up here. Mine eyes hath not laid view on a more romantic declaration of love in all their existence. Shannon adds:
“[Gary] lets his anger conquer him sometimes. … He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction. I don’t like the violence.” (Source)
Shannon, you have 11 inches on him (he’s 4′8″, she’s 5′7″). Climb a chair and wait until he tires out. And then you go in for the kill. Guns are too sloppy and don’t work on those without souls (e.g. hookers and former child stars). You put one seven inch blade into his left kidney and he’ll bleed out in ten minutes tops. Uhhhh . . . I heard.
oh my god, i am laughing so hard over here! Climb on a chair and wait until he tires out?! Phew, I will be laughing about this all day. Thank you!
Her parents, Wilbur and Carol, couldn’t attend due to their responsibilities at the stable.
That’s not Sharon Price… that’s Geri, Blair’s cousin from The Facts of Life.
Uh oh Coleman’s gonna kick me in the shins for that one.
Is that Dot (Stephnie Weir) from Madtv?
Even Gary Coleman’s getting more ass than me? That’s it, where’s my bottle of sleeping pills?
I don’t know which is redder, her hair or the gums on that horse faced cunt!
Damn Weirdo, you’re being awful hard on the ole’ mare.