Friday Caption Contest #92
July 4th, 2008
The dog’s wise to keep its distance from Amy. She hasn’t had a flea bath in months.
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Legion:
“Man, I can’t believe I humped that leg…”
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“This witch’s ass smells like she ate a lot of puppies like me!”
Amy’s new drug sniffing dog, so she can find the closest dealer when on tour.
“The dog is walking the talking dog.”
Which one is walking the other?
“Amy, please don’t sell me for crack”
dog - ah, can somebody please let her know that im not smokable, i woke up this morning and the house smelt like frank, oh god, i wasn’t supposed to bring it up again…by the way, i don’t care where she shits this time, i aint picking it up.
She tried to make me wear that behive and i said no, no, no!
I’ve never seen a dog so embarrassed to go for a walk before.
After running out of money, Amy resorts to walking dogs in exchange for drugs.
c’mon!! I got mine cut off before I got into show business…..I swear, it won’t be that bad.
This old bitch aint takin orders from a crack whore.
oh my god she looks horrible they need to leave her alone before she pulls one of britney spears move
There’s leash laws in this country…apparently the put it on the wrong bitch.
“Man, I can’t believe I humped that leg…”
“After catching sight of Amy, the dog quickly decided to check back into rehab.”
Judging from her teeth, Amy uses her mouth as a pooper scooper.
Enough already, You proved you can lick yourself just like I can.
Proving, once again, that animals can sense disasters.
The dog is embarrased, I assure you.
she’s done naughty things to this puppy
WTF??? I should be walking you.
In celebration of his early release from jail, Amy Winehouse takes hubby Blake Fielder-Civil out for a stroll.
I’m all into reading the news, but I can smell your news from way back here
Who let the dogs out…
1. I don’t care what you pay me, I am NOT smelling that ass!!!!
2. If she dressed like a fire hydrant, I still wouldn’t piss on her!!
3. Please someone, return me to the pound!!
“Please don’t hit me, i’m not even a fan of your music!!”
A dumb beast that will happily spend hours publicly tonguing its own sphincter still has a more refined sense of shame than Blake Fielder-Civil.
Now that my orifices are officially used up I need something to prostitute to get my drugs.
Amy has a pussy even dogs are scared of…