Friday Caption Contest #39

Corporations are scary!
Don’t laugh–more spoonsucking equals less talking

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted Monday night (6/4), to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed)

Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner BlastBottom:

Some celebs where born with silver spoons in their mouths. Others, plastic sporks.

Check back this Friday for new contest.

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15 Comments on “Friday Caption Contest #39”

  1. Randi

    No Jessica, this is not what John meant when he said he enjoyed the “Spoons position”.

  2. BlastBottom

    Some celebs where born with silver spoons in their mouths. Others, plastic sporks.

  3. brankind

    Jessica comforting herself after breaking up with Jon Meyer , by eating her self from a hottie to a nottie

  4. You’re doing it wrong!!!

    BTW BlastBottom: You would have my vote.

  5. CatLady

    Just in: Brad Pitt’s long-lost twin discovered leaving a soup kitchen!

  6. bored

    Spoon? What spoon?

  7. eagle

    “Ashley , do you think they will know you are lip sinking with this spoon in my mouth? By the way you’re suppose to stand in the front.”

  8. Ashley

    Looks like someone forgot to write “Remember: You can’t eat the spoons!” on the back of Jessica’s hand again…

  9. weirdo

    Oh I wish I had a John Mayer weiner! Then I would’nt have to eat this shit!

  10. 8 inches

    Jessica, that crack rock is way to big to cook in that spoon!

  11. Mycro

    Jessica and her pet rock Fluffy spent the day laughing and carrying on until Jessica got confused and traded Fluffy for a used condom and a cigarette butt.

  12. Brandi

    Jessica trying to see what it would look like if she upgraded from her double Ds.

  13. Gianna

    Jessica shows everyone her O face.

  14. knuckledeep

    So who won this bi@ch?

  15. knuckledeep

    Still waiting…

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