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Britney Spearsat the Bambi Awards in Offenburg, Germany (11/27)

I give Britney an 8. If she really wants to be like Madonna, she needs to break up a marriage and start eating newborn babies for their extra pure protein.

[WENN, BauerGriffinOnline]

Britney Spears stinks up X Factor

Britney’s Spears’ trip to Europe last week was a smashing success . . . if your definition of “smashing success” is that no one died. If it’s not, then her trip was a miserable failure. Britney performed on American Idol wannabe The X Factor Saturday night in London and pissed off everyone by lip-syncing her performance. From the Times Online:

An audience estimated at 12.8 million tuned in on Saturday night to see the singer, who turns 27 tomorrow, perform her new single, Womanizer. But they were less than pleased with the result.

Even though her X Factor performance was a far cry from a catastrophic outing at the MTV Video Music Awards a year ago, when she barely managed to lip-synch, Spears’s decision to mime on the programme that trains its contestants to be able to perform live angered fans.

After the Spanish-born singer Ruth Lorenzo was voted out of the show, the programme’s messageboards were flooded with complaints about Spears. “It was terrible,” wrote one viewer. “All the contestants are better than her.” Another added: “She wasn’t even trying to sing.” (Source)

Of course Britney lip-synced. The last time she performed live was months ago when she sung “Happy Birthday” to her son Jayden: “Happy birthday to you . . . *beeeeeeeeep* (operator voice) this phone call is originating from a California mental health facility and is being recorded  . . . happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Jayden, happy birthday . . . *beeeeeeeeep* (operator voice) this phone call is originating from a California mental health facility and is being recorded . . . to you.

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Jessica shortly after being asked by the paparazzi to flash a peace sign

Meant to get to this last week but Thanksgiving got in the way. Thanks a lot Pilgrims. Assholes. From Star:

It was another Chicken of the Sea moment for Jessica Simpson when she went shopping recently at a Beverly Hills Niketown.

“Jessica asked the sales associate helping her where the Adidas sweat pants were,” a witness says. Probably at the Adidas store! “The guy thought she was joking,” adds the witness. Nope — the singer just didn’t realize that Niketown sells only Nike apparel. Oops! (Source)

This story shouldn’t surprise anyone since this is the same chick that once asked for “Italian Salad Dressing” at a restaurant in Italy. All of this begs the question: When Tony Romo comes home from a football game, does Jessica put on a Redskins jersey and wait for him in his living room . . . or get lost on the way to his house?

[WENN, Pacific Coast News]

Vanessa Minnillo outside a grocery store in Beverly Hills (11/24)

+ Women fighting in gravy? Sure! [With Leather]

+ Britney Spears embarrasses herself in Europe [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Lydia Hearst Nude in Self Service Magazine [Egotastic!]
+ This is what happens when you hire a 16-year-old product dev guy [Holy Taco]
+ What Jessica Simpson looked like before plastic surgery (yikes!) [College Humor]

+ Screen grabs of Scarlett Johansson topless in her new movie [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Danielle Lloyd looks kinda chubby in a bikini [Bastardly]
+ Megan Fox is a moron [Popoholic]
+ Leo DiCaprio is moving from Malibu to escape the paparazzi [I’m Not Obsessed]

+ Demi Moore nipple slip of yore [CityRag]
+ Britney Spears looks glamorous, photoshopped [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Twilight’s Kristen Stewart caught by paparazzi getting high [Yeeeah!]
+ Hollywood bodyguards tell all! [popbytes]

[Splash News]

Fernanda Prada

Brazilian model Fernanda Prada

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Happy Thanksgiving

Celebslam’s taking the day off to gorge on wild turkey bourbon. We’ll be back tomorrow with a full day of gossip.

UPDATE: Tooooooooooo much wild turkey bourbon. Be back on Monday.

Kate Beckinsale and her husband Len Wiseman at a park in Santa Monica (11/24)

+ A-Rod remembers he has a family [I’m Not Obsessed]

+ So Carson Daly isn’t gay? [Dlisted]
+ I love when Marisa Miller gets naked [College Humor]
+ Twilight’s Kristen Stewart caught getting high [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Aubrey O’Day Nude in Playboy? Yes Please! [Egotastic!]

+ Whose idea was it to dress Beyonce in a unitard? [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Kim and Kourtney forget about their fat sister [Bastardly]
+ Sharon Stone upskirt [The Blemish]
+ Linda Hogan’s teenage boyfriend wants a restraining order against the Hulk [Cele|bitchy]

+ Naomi Campbell naked cornucopia [CityRag]
+ Eleonora Padron is your International Babe of the Day [Double Viking]
+ Dear Santa. You still suck. [Pajiba]
+ Barry Manilow’s music is now punishment [Derek Hail]

[WENN]

Jessica van der Steen

Belgian model Jessica van der Steen

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The Hoff and a female friend at The Grove in L.A. (11/24)

+ Lindsay Lohan making out with Sam - Now with Video! [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Kim Cattrall Nude: Showing Her Titians at 52 [Egotastic!]
+ Patrick Dempsey has a pretty sick old-school Jag [Just Jared]
+ Traci Bingham in a see-through shirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Dude, tone down the eyeshadow [Bastardly]

+ People names Mario Lopez the “hottest bachelor” [Lossip]
+ Wait, wait, wait, Megan Fox is obsessed with Zac Efron?!? [Webster’s Is My Bitch]
+ George Clooney and Hugh Jackman’s late-night “Sexiest” award feud [Cele|bitchy]
+ Safe for work porn [UBERGUY]

[Pacific Coast News]