Give her the Oscar now

Eva Mendes favorite pose
OK we get it, you like to blow kisses

Eva Mendes‘ new movie We Own The Night opens with a steamy, ahem, masturbation scene. Despite Eva’s pleas, director James Gray refused to cut it. Eva told UK tabloid The Sun:

“I remember being so scared that morning and really trying to stall, but I just had to do it. Usually you feel that ticking time bomb but that morning it was a couple of hours of me and Joaquin and James just talking. I was talking in circles and trying to get out of it. I just talked myself into an oblivion and did it. That was the last scene we shot and we had three months of history together, which really helped. The scene is erotic but it comes from a place of love.” (Source)

Frankly, until I read this article, I wasn’t going to see this movie. But now that I know it will involve Eva Mendes moaning orgasmically while she pleasures herself, not only will I see it immediately, but I’m buying a new trench coat for the occasion . . . to smuggle candy in to the theatre.* I don’t know if Eva will smoke a cigarette when her scene ends, but I know I will.

*and masturbate

Eva Mendes kisses montage
Eva Mendes really, really likes to blow kisses

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6 Comments on “Give her the Oscar now”

  1. No, sweetie, your Valtrax medication goes lower… LOWER!

    Poor Eva Mendes, herpes sufferer/survivor. If she was *half* as persistent on protecting her mouth cold sores, she wouldn’t have such a mega problem down below in her “poochala” area.

    Who is this chick, anyway, and why is she famous?

  2. mizanthrop

    I’ve seen this scene and you better bring a pillow…..zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

  3. fisting

    I’ll bring some tissues…to clean myself off!

  4. Axeldee

    SHE’S FRICKEN OBSESSED…GOOD GOD

  5. Alan

    This chick is ugly

  6. Tom

    Not blowing kisses.. she is prolly smelling her fingers

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