Ellen Degeneres is getting married

Ellen Degeneres is marrying Portia de Rossi
Ellen Degeneres is getting married

Following yesterday’s landmark California Supreme Court decision legalizing gay marriage, Ellen Degeneres announced on her show (airing today) that she’s marrying her partner Portia de Rossi. A spy in the audience told TMZ:

. . . after Ellen mentioned today’s California Supreme Court ruling striking down the state’s ban on gay marriage, she surprised everyone and announced that she was going to tie the knot with longtime girlfriend, actress Portia de Rossi. Portia was in the crowd and after she made the announcement, the studio audience went wild, giving the two a huge standing O. (Source)

Degeneres told The Advocate:

I’m thrilled that the California supreme court overturned the ban on gay marriage. I can’t wait to get married. We all deserve the same rights, and I believe that someday we’ll look back on this and not allowing gays to marry will seem as absurd as not allowing women to vote.

P.S. I’m registered at Crate & Barrel. (Source)

Yep, just as I suspected. This whole thing’s a scam perpetrated by Crate & Barrel and Pottery Barn shareholders. Gay marriage isn’t about equal rights, it’s about getting free shit. Besides Ellen Degeneres is ugly. Ugly people shouldn’t get married. They should hide.

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12 Comments on “Ellen Degeneres is getting married”

  1. Abe

    Portia can do better, Ellen is a big loud mouth lesbo-pig.
    Its still not legal for fags to marry in CA, Its only a ruling by unelected judges who think they know better than us, the voters how to deal with progressive social issues.

  2. allie

    poor Abe are you sad cuz same sex couples can get married now and you are straight and still cant. maybe you should try going to the other side you might be surprised

  3. snow ball

    don’t your knuckles hurt when you drag them abe?

  4. al coholic

    2 years from now, Ellen gets divorced. Was it worth it?

  5. The Jurk

    They always crow about the triumph of gay marriages…and within minutes, they’re getting divorced and brawling in court over everything. California better learn from other states and work that divorce thing out. Isn’t that what happened with Melissa Etheridge?

  6. Acemeister

    She’s only taking her to the altar to take her to the cleaners in court later… And Abe has a point - California has long had the domestic partners deal - where gay couples had all the rights that married couples do - they just need to have the tag “married” so they can feel that they are the “same” as real married couples. That strange and twisted relationship (man and woman) is what human society has been built on… People - do what you want, but don’t feel the need to jam it in everyone elses faces… Just sayin’

  7. Jasmine

    I think Ellen is beautiful. Bet their marriage will last.

  8. Alan

    I bet Anne Heche is pissed. If she’d just stayed a carpet-muncher she would be on the gravy train now instead of being broke and paying what’s left to a deadbeat ex-husband.

  9. Le Poon

    Oh WTF She’s Gay? i should have known… o well no biggie, what bothers me is her last name… Degeneres? i gotta say thats too much of a coinsedence…

  10. Carlos

    Let them get married. They’re both going to hell anyway.

  11. Samantha

    I don’t get why everybody is being so negative. If getting married is going to make Ellen and Portia happy, then let them. They deserve to have a union just like a man and a woman. What they do with their lives doesn’t have anything to do with your life and doesn’t affect you. So live your life and let them live theirs. I’m very happy for them and wish them the best.

  12. Ell d' ross

    Yes you are right Samantha! as long as they are happy on what they are doing! who cares!! good luck to both of them!

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