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Dog the Bounty Hunter racism scandal
Believe it or not, Dog the Bounty Hunter is not the bastion of racial tolerance his outward appearance may suggest. The National Enquirer obtained an audio tape (Listen Here NSFW language) of Dog unleashing a racist tirade against his son’s African American girlfriend Monique. Ironically Dog was worried about Monique “turning him into the Enquirer magazine” over his use of racist language. Dog even goes as far as threatening to fire his son unless he breaks up with her.
Predictably, A&E had Dog on a short leash:
“A&E has just learned of the story released by the National Enquirer concerning Duane Dog Chapman. We take this matter very seriously. Pending an investigation, we have suspended production on the series. When the inquiry is concluded we will take appropriate action.”
When asked to comment on the situation, Michael Richards, Don Imus, and the American History X version of Edward Norton all replied, “Holy shit that guy’s racist.”
My prediction is this whole thing should blow over in a few hours. Of course I also predicted Cuba would beat us to the moon in 1969 so take that for what it’s worth.
UPDATE: Bumped for the morning crew
So Dog the bounty hunter says naughty things. What’s the big deal? Did he do something Illegal? People are way too sensitive.
Why would a private message he left for his son affect his job? I think he’s got a lawsuit there.
Surprise, surprise, that white-trash-piece-of-shit is a racist! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
God, he looks so ghey in that outfit.
Wait a second. Are you telling me that someone with a MULLET might actually be racist? I refuse to believe (or entertain) that notion.
Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. I hate ignorant assholes.
Poor white trash with money. Let him go back to making meth. Poof-be gone.
Uber mullet LOL.
Well now there’s one less sun dried, mullet wearing ignorant hillbilly on the telly. Ignorance, however, lives on. You’re a dinosaur Dog, a relic and an intellectual fossil. Not a good look.
And…?
Oh no, he said something off-colour and offensive in a private moment…or so he thought.
This is breaking news…really… oh, did anyone hear about the President of France?
No?
There’s a shock.