Don’t mess with Elizabeth Hurley

JewHead: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/jon-voight-blasts-barack-obama/#comment-1229211" title="View the entire comment by JewHead">Great to hear from you Jonnie, Now why
The Grundle: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/no-makeup-24/#comment-1229201" title="View the entire comment by The Grundle">I bet she got ham in that
Jonnie: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/jon-voight-blasts-barack-obama/#comment-1229191" title="View the entire comment by Jonnie">Hahaha, this is great. Jon Voight needs
JewHead: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/jon-voight-blasts-barack-obama/#comment-1229171" title="View the entire comment by JewHead">There's only one thing that REALLY NEEDS
G: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/penelope-cruz-bikini-candids-2/#comment-1229161" title="View the entire comment by G">man oh man...she is nice
poophead: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/no-makeup-24/#comment-1229131" title="View the entire comment by poophead">it does...but i have money. It more than

December 24th, 2006

Elizabeth Hurley wearing a tight purple dress

Elizabeth Hurley is really growing on me. Not only does she have a great rack but she also likes guns. If she takes an interest in college football, I may offer her my hand in marriage:

Model/actress Elizabeth Hurley is tougher than her image suggests - she recently selected a pair of shotguns over designer jewelry. The 41-year-old Austin Powers star admits the lure of weaponry proved too strong to resist. She says, “For my last birthday I was offered jewelry or shotguns. I chose the guns.”

Maybe she likes jewelry but she’s just more into killing? Have you ever tried to take down an angry drifter with a tennis bracelet? Oh sure you can scratch them–and they’ll bitch to high hell–but actually killing them? That takes something a little more blunt like a tire iron. Ohhh, those are the best!