My friends do stuff like this for me all the time
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in New York (5/3)
For Victoria Beckham’s 34th birthday, Tom Cruise surprised her and husband David Beckham by flying the couple aboard his private jet to Napa Valley for a wine tasting vacation. The Daily Mirror says:
Tom offered [David] his private jet and recommended a trip to a friend’s vineyard in Napa Valley, California. But when the Beckhams got to LAX airport, it turned into a surprise party. Tom and wife Katie Holmes were waiting on board. And so were new LA pals Heidi Klum, Seal, Kate Beckinsale and Len Wiseman. The A-listers set a course for the Napa Valley for a tour of the vineyards then had dinner cooked by the private chef.
A friend of the Beckhams told me: “They were expecting a quiet trip for two, but Tom secretly laid on the trip for Victoria’s birthday last weekend and David’s on Friday. They waited in the jet with cake!” (Source)
Wine tasting my ass. This is Tom’s secret for recruiting celebrities into Scientology. He whisks them away to Napa, gets them drunk on fine wines, and then gently convinces them to sign their lives away. “Man, this merlot sucks . . . speaking of things that suck, what’s up with stupid Catholicism? Am I right or am I right!”
“… waited in the jet with cake!” Thank God its not “Tom waited in the cake naked holding his little jet!”
Damn it Katie, when the little guy was signing autographs he finally let go of your hand that was your chance to run!
Who’s the 60 year-old lady with the dwarf???
OOHHH! sorry we call them little people…
OMFG!!!! I just checked. That gaunt, haggard old bag next to the little homo is only 29!! Man, just put her some glasses and she’s identical to my old chimestry teacher back in high school
by the way tom, happy birthday. i got caught up fighting on the internet with halle berry and her boyfriend billy bob thornton.