Courtney Love is a gossipmonger

April 3rd, 2007

Jude Law hooks up with Natalie Portman?

Is Jude Law boinking Natalie Portman? Possibly–the two were seen talking “into the wee hours” (last week?) according to the New York Daily News. Is Jude Law boinking a yoga teacher? Yes. At least according to Courtney Love he is. The rocker posted on her website last week (website? WTF?):

“I just found out my yoga teacher is f-ing Jude Law. She’s got a hot bod.” (Source)

WTF? The Courtney Love of a few years ago couldn’t get dressed without getting poked by a used needle and now her biggest concern is whether she has too many links on her homepage. And I’m pretty sure she thought ‘yoga’ was that sound her friends made when they were ODing on the kitchen floor.

Because you hate yourself, Courtney Love bikini candids after the jump…

Courtney Love has flabby skin Courtney Love has loose skin The saggy tits of Courtney Love The saggy titties of Courtney Love The saggy boobs of Courtney Love

The saggy breasts of Courtney Love The saggy boobies of Courtney Love Courtney Love bikini candids Courtney Love on a Maui Beach Courtney Love is proud of her saggy body

Courtney Love has a dumpy body Courtney Love lost a ton of weight literally

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2 Comments on “Courtney Love is a gossipmonger”

  1. ew
    April 3rd, 2007 at 10:34 am

    I’m a hetero chick and I would never touch Jude Law. He’s FUG, sorry. I total sissyman. Ew. I’d be a dyke if I wanted to fuck a pretty girl.

  2. Full Bladder
    April 3rd, 2007 at 11:03 am

    Jude Law sounds just like a male whore.

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