Clay Aiken impregnates a real life woman
Clay Aiken is gonna be a dad
Before you put those gay rumors to rest, wait until you read how it happened. Via TMZ:
Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay’s best friend. He lives at her home when he’s in L.A.
We’re told Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She’s the sister of record mogul David Foster. We’re told she’s in her late 40’s, though we could not confirm her exact age. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29.
We’re told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm — we’re told he will have an active role in raising the child. (Source)
That’s right folks, Clay Aiken knocked a chick up and he didn’t even get laid. Guy is so afraid of vagina he had to be in another room during the moment of conception. “Daddy, tell us about when you made Mommy pregnant” . . . “Well Mommy was in L.A. and I was in Montana trying to put as much distance as possible between me and that disgusting chasm she has between her legs . . .”
The only way this story could get any gayer is if it was narrated by Lance Bass while show tunes played softly in the background.
Clay Aiken and Jaymes Foster
This sounds strangely like the Michael Jackson story all over again.
Jesus take the wheel, the end is near.
Awww. This is just like when Will was going to donate his sperm to Grace.
At first I thought all those gay guys would have to give up and stop wearing their “I’M ACHIN’ FOR CLAY” t-shirts…but now…not so much.
Just because he naturally sports jazz hands does NOT mean he’s gay!
Oh, wait. Yeah it does.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am speechless, so many jokes, so little space. I wouldn’t know where to begin.
OH GOD! That damn jazz hands picture, that is the same look that he got the first time her tried to impregnate her.
jazz hands or spirit fingers?
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in Clay’s case I think the proper term is JIZZ Hands
Jaymes Foster looks pretty good in that photo. I would have knocked her up and left her with a smile.
Why do you guys think he’s gay if he did it artificial insemination? Maybe because of her age that she can’t get pregnant by doing the wild thang, has that ever occured to you? Women who got artificial insemination either got it because they want to raise a child by THEIR own OR They weren’t physically able do it with their partner..
Did that thought come across your mind? GEEZ!
I WISH CLAY AND JAYMES THE BEST!
Vanessa,
We think he’s gay because his boyfriend told us. Also, because he gargles semen.
Congratulations to Clay and Jaymes and best wishes for the baby!
Keep on singing Clay, you are awesome!
gay is aiken for burnt bacon. He is really a she….