It’s a boy
August 8th, 2008
It’s incredible how much he looks like a lesbian
Jaymes Foster, the woman Clay Aiken knocked up (the “artificial insemination” way not the “why don’t you slip on this ball gag and we’ll make some memories” way) had a baby boy this morning. Parker Foster Aiken, weighing in at 6 pounds, 2 ounces, was born at 8:08 a.m. in an undisclosed location in Clay’s home state of North Carolina. Not daring to get that close to a naked vagina, the singer barricaded himself in a Days Inn a few miles from the hospital during the birth. Clay expects to finally meet his new son in about a week or so once all that “yucky girl stuff” is washed off of it via a series of scalding baths.
Clay Aiken and the woman he couldn’t bring himself to stick his penis into
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His kid was born at 8:08 on 8/8/08? That little boy’s going to be the luckiest kid ever. Just kidding, it’s fucked.
I’d what’s fucked is someone being concerned with another’s decision to be a parent. Yep, all those rappers with 6 kids by 4 different women are all cool, the heroin addict that can’t drive the right way on a freeway is a role model, the wack job that gives hers up are all better parents than a couple of people who CHOSE a difficult procedure like IVF to have a wanted child, born into wealth, with parents who likely love him…what a fucked up life he’ll have.
Only not.
Y’all amaze me…