Clay Aiken is asexual
Clay Aiken doesn’t like sex
Clay Aiken doesn’t like sex. At all. Not even with himself. The American Idol alum admitted as much to New York magazine during an interview about his new role in the Broadway play “Monty Python’s Spamalot” (running now until May 4). From the article:
[Clay] imagines his social life here will be “nonexistent, really. I’m not a nighttime person.” He does not plan on dating, and he is not involved with anyone. “Heck, no,” he says. “My dogs.” He has never had a romantic relationship with anyone, unless you count the girls he took to dances back in high school in Raleigh. “I just don’t have an interest in . . . any of that at all. I have got too much on my plate,” he says. “I’d rather focus on one thing and do that when I can devote time to it, and right now, I just don’t have any desire.”
But Aiken is 29 years old and he is also a human. Surely he must have needs. Urges. He contemplates this in silence for 20 or 30 seconds. “Ah think maybe I don’t! I mean, not really. I’ve just kind of shut it off, maybe. Is that bad?” (Source)
Of course Clay Aiken’s social life is “nonexistent” — there’s hardly enough room for HIM in his closet. Now, I’m not saying Clay is gay, I’m just saying he’s about as straight as Lombard Street in San Francisco and Paris Hilton’s left eye combined. If Clay had to choose between a lingerie-clad Adriana Lima and a steaming pile of shit, I’m not sure which one he’d find more repulsive. My choice between the two, of course, would ultimately come down to what color Adrinna’s leggings were.
Allrighty then…just the thought of Clay having sex killed my own very strong drive so quickly. Damn.
Willie Wonka’s Gene Wilder + Carrot Top = Clay Aiken
fuckin hilarious Nick!
My question who is that hottie he’s grabbing? It’s prolly one of the American Idol hos but I don’t watch it so I wouldn’t know. Anyone have a name?
Hey Nick, I see a typo here. Instead of “Clay Aiken is asexual,” I think you ment to type “Clay Aiken loves the cock.” Sorry to call you out but it’s the only way to make sure mistakes get corrected.
Man, there are 12-step programs for that!
What a waste of his “D-List” status. If I were him, I would probably be in the triple digits as far as body count and furthermore I’d probably have at least a few STDs. Serious waste. I love how Perez calls him “The Gayken.”
*lol* This was great. Made. my whole morning.
I love Clay’s very beautiful voice. He is charming, a wonderfully caring and sharing person. He has created a charity for disadvantaged children The Bubel/Aiken Foundation. He is terrific in concert and has a worldwide following. His CDs have sold over 6 million copies, and he is educated with a college degree in higher education. If he is asexual so what? I don’t care and neither do his fans. We are not judges and juries of his sexuality. It is a private matter and we are mature enough to know that.
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO FREAKING IGNORANT AND MEAN???? THE MAN HAS SAID MANY TIMES THAT HE IS NOT GAY, SO WHY ARE YOU REFUSING TO BELIEVE HIM?!?!?! HE IS NOT GAY, HELLO?? Have you ever seen him with another man doing something that would make him seem gay? Did he tell you himself that he was? NO! BECAUSE HE ISN’T!!! HE JUST HAS SOMETHING THAT YOU ALL ARE MISSING: INTEGRITY AND MORALITY!!
Desiree is right. We don’t know if Clay loves to be ass-pounded. Maybe he hates it. I hate paying taxes, but I always do it. Then again, after I’ve paid my taxes I don’t take 5 hour showers and shamefully cry myself to sleep.