Ahhh gross

Christina Aguilera actually has sex with her husband
“Five. I’ve blacked out five straight nights.”

In the future Christina, can you give me a heads up before you talk about having sex with your husband. Thanks. Via the New York Post:

Playtime isn’t just for the baby in Christina Aguilera’s house. The sultry singer told Glamour that she and husband Jordan Bratman “make sure we have Mommy and Daddy nights out.”

“where I get absolutely FUCKED UP . . .”

She added, “Our child comes first, obviously, but there are certain things you can do: Once we know he’s in good hands, we go out late at night and have a few drinks. Then we’ll come home, dim the lights and do our thing . . . and I’m not going into any more detail than that.” (Source)

Is anyone else surprised that before Christina and her husband get it on she has to “have a few drinks” and “dim the lights”? Now I’m not suggesting Jordan is unattractive, but using his photo for torture was just banned by Congress.

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4 Comments on “Ahhh gross”

  1. June Bug

    It would take more than a few to doink that guy.
    Alot more.

  2. uuumm, you look so nice. but the bodyguard in pink and blue??? at least he’s not asking me about my shoes. it’s a cultural thing.

  3. Lara

    Jordan gave an interview on t.v. I can see why Christina likes him. He is fantastic. Most of the time you just see a mute guy walking by her side but he is intelligent and well spoken.

  4. Paul

    Don’t you remember the story about their rehearsal dinner where Jordan’s brother made some comment about him being hung like a horse? (Apparently it runs in the family) There’s your answer - but it’s nice to hear from Lara that the guy ALSO has a brain….

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