Children of Africa: RUN!!!

Michael Jackson and minions at the World Music Awards

Fresh off the heels of his stunningly successful comeback performance at the World Music Awards (by “stunningly successful” of course, I mean “molestingly unsuccessful”), Michael Jackson is set to travel to Rwanda to do good things:

“Michael Jackson will be here in June 2007, he confirmed this,” Kije Mugisha, the Deputy Director General of the Rwandan bureau of information told Africa News. She said that Jackson was interested in children’s education, health care and the media, but didn’t say how much the cash-strapped performer had committed. Michael Jackson is eager to know how many hospitals are in place in Rwanda and how he can help in improving people’s health here.”

Shocking that the first thing Michael Jackson is interested in involves children, more specifically “children’s education.” Last time I checked, smearing Crisco all over your body and playing a game of nude rugby does not constitute “taking an interest” in children’s education. If it did, I wouldn’t have had to get this teaching credential to get a job at the local high school. My students call me the most pedophiliatastic teacher they’ve had since Joe the creepy janitor filled in for the day.

Read more about: Celebrity Gossip

2 Comments on “Children of Africa: RUN!!!”

  1. Full Bladder

    How come the Reverend Jesse Jackson is all up in arms about the Michael Richards thing but an accquitted child molester can roam ‘his’ peoples land like he’s innocent?

    http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=a0d80f54-2bde-4927-80a7-717b41f6d02f

  2. cc

    Jackson’s so called molestation of a child is not the same as anyone disrespecting an entire race of people. And really where is the real proof from these money grubbers? We do have M.R. on tape.

Leave a Comment

NOTE: It may take up to 10 minutes for a comment to appear (I'm working on a fix). Please do not submit your comment twice.