Stunning news about Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen loves him some hookers
Least creepy pic of him I could find

Rolling Stone has broken the shocking news that Charlie Sheen still really, really likes hookers. The magazine interviewed former L.A. madam “Nici,” who revealed that the actor was booking girls from her escort service up until last year:

“One day, according to Nici, the unthinkable happened: Charlie Sheen answered an ad. It was the Holy Grail of escorting, the Hollywood connection that can make or break a service. When Nici dropped four girls off at his penthouse, she found the actor in silk pajamas with ‘C. MaSheen’ embroidered over the pocket. Sheen gave her a $20,000 check for the girls, and she picked them up several hours later.”

Even after Sheen entered court-ordered rehab, Nici “continued to book girls for him, furtively sending them to a doctor’s office in LA owned by a friend of Sheen’s. The orderlies at the rehab center would let him out for his frequent medical appointments.” (Source)

For those of you wondering how the shrine I’m “erecting” to Charlie Sheen is coming along I thought I’d give you an update. The self cleaning stripper poles I’m installing in the kitchen, shower and laundry room are almost finished, but I’m still looking for a morally challenged nurse to mange my in-house VD clinic. Next month I’m installing cameras in the guest toilets but I’m still waiting on my gyno chair to be delivered. More updates to follow!

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8 Comments on “Stunning news about Charlie Sheen”

  1. He’s kinda creepy …just saying

  2. May Flowers

    Don’t forget the industrial strength bidets….gotta keep the ho’s clean.

  3. Short Bus

    He’s my hero. Yeah, I said it.

  4. Just Saying

    He’s got his own Pimp Cup.

  5. snow ball

    why would stripper poles need to be clean, ya wuss

  6. Carlos

    This is ridiculous. I know Nici is a dirty whore, but if a man hands you $20,000 for you to drop off some dirty whores, can you keep your mother f’n jizz hole shut? Even dirty whores want to be famous, even if it’s for being dirty whores.

  7. James

    I just can’t understand why a rich and good looking celebrity has to buy hookers.

  8. Lindsey

    I’d still let him bend me over!

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