Charlie Sheen is unfit
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Pull up a chair because the Denise Richards/Charlie Sheen custody battle is starting to get good. From the New York Daily News:
Denise Richards walloped Charlie Sheen with a custody action yesterday, claiming he was an unfit dad. The “Two and a Half Men” star shot back: “Clearly the mother of my children has no interest in responsible co-parenting when it comes to my relationship with our girls. She behaves as though she owns our children. She does not. A day of legal reckoning for her is fast approaching. The truth will prevail.” (Source)
Wow, what a wordsmith! Interesting fact of the day: Did you know that Charlie Sheen wrote the first bible? It’s true! In the original version, Psalms 2, Chapter 8, Verse 7 read something like, “And when thou talketh to a prostitute, remindith her to swallow . . . lest she defile ye own’s carpet.” Another little known fact is that Charlie’s original version of the Ninth Commandment read: “Do not covet thy neighbor’s wife . . . unless she’s hot. Or if her husband’s not home. Or if she’s breathing. As a matter of fact, don’t live by any neighbors!”
Nice one, Nick. Charlie’s been a slut/alcoholic for ages. I used to see him at Pacers (strip club) in San Diego back in the mid-90’s acting despicably outrageous. He’d literally be in the corner, pissing on the walls.
Or wait…sorry…maybe that was me.
I believe that left to his own devices - Sheen would be spending very little time with the kids while they were in his care…. His words reflect a “my rights” focus instead of “my children’s rights” focus….. which is where the focus should be.
Hopefully they have a good Judge who will see through the PR crap, conduct a full home study (might have already been done - I don’t follow this crap closely enough to know) and rule from the children’s best interests.
Either way, given the choice between a night with his kids vs. a night with some model who’s taken a liking to him, we know where Sheen’s chub will lead him.
Hey Nick, if this story is about Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, why did you post all the pictures of Charlie with that fat chick?