Zoe Saldana at the 27th Annual Independent Spirit Awards in Santa Monica (2/25)
Good news
patrons of gay clubs with names like The Lumber Yard or The Sausage Factory ladies -- Bradley Cooper is single. From
Us Weekly:
Bradley Cooper is single again. Three months after Cooper, 37, and his Words costar Zoe Saldana, 33, first hooked up, the couple have called it quits, a source confirms to the new issue of Us Weekly.
"They're definitely not together," the insider says of the pair, who met while filming the upcoming thriller and were first spotted kissing at a New Year's Eve bash.
Though Saldana was spotted hanging with Cooper's mom, Gloria, in February, pals say she isn't too bummed about her breakup. "She and Bradley weren't superserious at all," says a pal of Saldana and Cooper.
Well, looky here. I know Bradley and Zoe splitting up is supposed to be news, but when did they officially start dating? That's news to me, and I have a stranglehold on the pulse of pop culture. This really isn't news. Why? Because these two are some bland mofo's. As you nobodies know, the standard formula for my fun little website goes as such: celebrity couple breaks up and I tease them something unmerciful based on the reason for the break-up and/or their appearance. Did my pulling back of the curtain freak you guys out? Good. Now, since no reason was given for Bradley and Zoe's split, I was planning to make one up of my own. I would have, too, but we at Celebslam have a reputation to uphold. I didn't win four Internet Pulitzer Prizes in a row for making up facts. Who do you think we are,
MSNBC? ZING, BITCHES!
*30 Zoe Saldana pictures total in the gallery:
Zoe Saldana Zoe Saldana leaving Gelson's Market in Beverly Hills (1/4)
*30 Zoe Saldana pictures total in the gallery:
Zoe Saldana at the 2011 Latin Grammy's at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas (11/10)
Zoe Saldana must have finally gotten all those sexy pictures I've been sending her (the one of me in a letterman jacket holding a golden retriever puppy is my favorite), because she dumped her long-term boyfriend last week. From the
New York Post:
Their relationship went from low-key to nonexistent: Actress Zoe Saldana and her entrepeneur fiance Keith Britton have broken up and called off the wedding, her rep announced today. The 33-year-old "Colombiana" star and Britton, 35, had been together for 10 years in a famously private romance before they announced their engagement last year. No explanation for the split was given, but her rep called it "amicable" and said they will remain business partners in their fashion website, myFDB.com.
This is why you never want your significant other to get into the entertainment industry. No matter how private your relationship is or how long you've been together, the powerful draw of Hollywood's glitz and glamour always seems to tear couples apart. Something else Hollywood seems to have a penchant for destroying: nasal cavities and movie franchises that include the names "Indiana" and "Jones."
*20 Zoe Saldana pictures total in the gallery:
Zoe Saldana Zoe Saldana leaving the Andy Lecompte Salon in Beverly Hills (11/2)
*29 Zoe Saldana pictures total in the gallery:
Zoe Saldana Zoe Saldana leaving an office building in Beverly Hills (10/6)
*37 Zoe Saldana pictures total in the gallery:
Zoe Saldana Zoe Saldana out and about in Beverly Hills (8/5)
*27 Zoe Saldana pictures total in the gallery:
Zoe Saldana Zoe Saldana leaving her agent's office in Beverly Hills (5/10)
*27 Zoe Saldana pictures total in the gallery:
The 2011 Costume Institute Gala: Just the Attractive People The Annual Costume Institute Gala was last night at the The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, and a ton of hot ass showed up. Pretty much anyone who's anyone was there. I hate to be the one to break this to you, but if you weren't invited to this thing, you're most definitely ugly. I'm looking at you, Cameron Diaz.
This took me all damn morning to edit (43 celebrities, 171 pictures), so click around:
*171 Costume Institute Gala pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, February 16
Zoe Saldana out and about in Hollywood (
pics start here)
Tina Fey on the set of
30 Rock in New York (
pics start here)
Mary Carey at the opening night of
Rock of Ages at the Pantages Theatre in Hollywood (
pics start here)
Michael Douglas and
Catherine Zeta-Jones arriving to the Michael Kors show at Fashion Week in New York (
pics start here)
Singer
Eliza Doolittle at the 2011 BRIT Awards in London (
pics start here)
Orlando Bloom riding his motorcycle in Brentwood (
pics start here)
Kate Hudson picking up her son Ryder from school in L.A. (
pics start here)
Milla Jovovich at LAX airport in Los Angeles (
pics start here)
Irina Shayk outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York before her appearance on the
Late Show with David Letterman (
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Marisa Tomei at the Naked Angels' 25th Anniversary Gala at Roseland Ballroom in New York (
pics start here)
Lisa Kudrow leaving Tavern restaurant in Brentwood (
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Vanessa Hudgens at the Tibi Fall fashion show in New York (
pics start here)
Avril Lavigne outside ITV studios in London (
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*114 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Friday, February 4
Zoe Saldana leaving a medical building in Beverly Hills (
pics start here)
Kelly Brook on the set of a bikini photoshoot in Hollywood (
pics start here)
Brooke Burke arriving at LAX airport (
pics start here)
Kate Moss leaving the Hotel Ritz in Paris (
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Sandra Bullock leaving her apartment in Manhattan (
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Hilary Duff arriving at NRJ 12 TV studios in Paris (
pics start here)
Jeremy Piven heading to a yoga class in Santa Monica (
pics start here)
Khloe Kardashian at her Dash boutique in Calabasas (
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Jenna Dewan out and about in Beverly Hills (
pics start here)
Britney Spears leaving a recording studio in Hollywood (
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Kim Kardashian launching her new jewelry collection "Belle Noel" at the Revolve flagship store in West Hollywood (
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Paris Hilton promoting Rich sparkling wine at Deutsche Börse AG Stock Exchange in Frankfurt, Germany (
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Allison Janney leaving a medical building in Beverly Hills (
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*117 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
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