Zoe Saldana

Zoe Saldana butt ass naked in the June issue of Allure

Zoe Saldana is into chicks now? So. Freaking. Hot. From the New York Daily News:

Zoe Saldana may be done with men. The "Star Trek" actress bares her body and her newfound relationship perspective in the June 2013 issue of Allure. Saldana, who has famously dated two actors in Hollywood, appears to be over it.

"Been there, done that, got the T-shirt," she tells the mag on dating fellow stars. "[I might] end up with a woman raising my children. ... That's how androgynous I am."

Regarding the quote in Allure, Zoe told Hollyscoop:

"No, it wasn't a generalization. It was a statement that I strongly stand by. As of today, I've been attracted to the male species, but if one day I wake up and want to be with a woman, I will do that because it is my life, therefore it is my decision."

This is very important, so please pay attention. Is there even the slightest possibility that Zoe Saldana will be carpet munching in the very near future? Dear Heavenly Father, make this happen. Look, I sat through the entire Star Trek reboot because I thought Zoe and green-body-painted Rachel Nichols were gonna scissor, but next thing I saw was Zoe sticking her tongue in Sylar's mouth -- an act that for obvious reasons he did not enjoy. Not knowing Zoe from a hole in a stall, I'm assuming that she'll be a lipstick lesbo in the Portia de Rossi mold and not a bull dyke, so at least that's something to look forward to. It's already May; Summer will be here before we know it so make it snappy, make it hot, and make it wet.

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Zoe Saldana arriving at Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in Hollywood (5/9)

+ Holly Peers is stacked [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Ha ha, Vogue totally punked Kim Kardashian [The Superficial]
+ Secret celebroty vacation spots [Celebuzz]
+ Jay-Z might be immortal [IDLYITW]
+ McKayla Maroney in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Say hello to Flavia Lucini in lingerie [Popoholic]
+ Holy shit it's Megan Fox's body double! [moejackson]
+ 21 Sean Connery quotes to make you feel better about yourself [Guyism]
+ The fuck did Anne Hathaway do to herself? [Dlisted]

+ Yoga pants! [Caveman Circus]
+ Olivia Munn pulls down her shirt [Celeb Jihad]
+ Gwyneth Paltrow boo fucking hoo [popbytes]
+ The fuck did Nicole Richie do to her hair [Yeeeah!]

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Zoe Saldana leaving a restaurant in Studio City (7/24)

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Zoe Saldana at the 27th Annual Independent Spirit Awards in Santa Monica (2/25)

Good news patrons of gay clubs with names like The Lumber Yard or The Sausage Factory ladies -- Bradley Cooper is single. From Us Weekly:

Bradley Cooper is single again. Three months after Cooper, 37, and his Words costar Zoe Saldana, 33, first hooked up, the couple have called it quits, a source confirms to the new issue of Us Weekly.

"They're definitely not together," the insider says of the pair, who met while filming the upcoming thriller and were first spotted kissing at a New Year's Eve bash.

Though Saldana was spotted hanging with Cooper's mom, Gloria, in February, pals say she isn't too bummed about her breakup. "She and Bradley weren't superserious at all," says a pal of Saldana and Cooper.

Well, looky here. I know Bradley and Zoe splitting up is supposed to be news, but when did they officially start dating? That's news to me, and I have a stranglehold on the pulse of pop culture. This really isn't news. Why? Because these two are some bland mofo's. As you nobodies know, the standard formula for my fun little website goes as such: celebrity couple breaks up and I tease them something unmerciful based on the reason for the break-up and/or their appearance. Did my pulling back of the curtain freak you guys out? Good. Now, since no reason was given for Bradley and Zoe's split, I was planning to make one up of my own. I would have, too, but we at Celebslam have a reputation to uphold. I didn't win four Internet Pulitzer Prizes in a row for making up facts. Who do you think we are, MSNBC? ZING, BITCHES!

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Zoe Saldana leaving Gelson's Market in Beverly Hills (1/4)

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Zoe Saldana at the 2011 Latin Grammy's at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas (11/10)

Zoe Saldana must have finally gotten all those sexy pictures I've been sending her (the one of me in a letterman jacket holding a golden retriever puppy is my favorite), because she dumped her long-term boyfriend last week. From the New York Post:

Their relationship went from low-key to nonexistent: Actress Zoe Saldana and her entrepeneur fiance Keith Britton have broken up and called off the wedding, her rep announced today. The 33-year-old "Colombiana" star and Britton, 35, had been together for 10 years in a famously private romance before they announced their engagement last year. No explanation for the split was given, but her rep called it "amicable" and said they will remain business partners in their fashion website, myFDB.com.

This is why you never want your significant other to get into the entertainment industry. No matter how private your relationship is or how long you've been together, the powerful draw of Hollywood's glitz and glamour always seems to tear couples apart. Something else Hollywood seems to have a penchant for destroying: nasal cavities and movie franchises that include the names "Indiana" and "Jones."

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Zoe Saldana leaving the Andy Lecompte Salon in Beverly Hills (11/2)

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Zoe Saldana leaving an office building in Beverly Hills (10/6)

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Zoe Saldana out and about in Beverly Hills (8/5)

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Zoe Saldana leaving her agent's office in Beverly Hills (5/10)

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