Zack Kehayov

Tara Reid and Zack Kehayov outside BOA Steakhouse in West Hollywood (9/24)

Tara Reid admitted last week that her quickie wedding to Zack Kehayov in Greece a few months ago "wasn't real." Which is shocking of course . . . Tara Reid can remember things that happened a few months ago? Amazing. From Life & Style:

A close associate of Tara’s tells Life & Style exclusively that the actress believes Zack was only interested in marrying her to attain citizenship in the United States.

"It wasn't legal," the associate of Tara’s exclusively confirms to Life & Style. "They knew they'd need to renew their vows back in the U.S. to make it legal." But it never happened. "Zack was all over Tara to redo the marriage, but she wanted to take her time."

Zack told Tara "he was some sort of wealthy playboy — but he's not. Now Tara thinks Zack may have only married her for a green card."

A sad day for the sanctity of marriage, is it not? Tara, I think you need my help, and I can counsel you if you'd like. When I'm not training for the UFC or picking pockets at Occupy Wall street, you can find me preaching the word at the Lancaster, PA YMCA. I can tell you that there definitely IS someone out there for you, Tara. As a matter of fact, who needs that dirty foreigner? I can think of two people that would absolutely look past your tapioca pudding-like belly or your pepperoni nipples: Jack Daniel and Captain Morgan. They've never left you, and they never will.

*5 Tara Reid pictures total in the gallery:

Tara Reid still looks completely sober

Tara Reid has been tweeting pics all week from her honeymoon with new husband Zack Kehayov. For the above shot (pun absolutely intended), she wrote:

"Happiness"

Wow, Tara's been in Greece for almost two weeks now. I wonder how she was able to get so much time off from her job as a busy actress in Hollywo--LOL! I was almost about to type that without laughing.

*7 Tara Reid pictures total in the gallery:

Tara Reid and her new husband Zack Kehayov

Here's the first pic (via Life & Style) from Tara Reid's quickie wedding in Greece to Zack Kehayov over the weekend. I bet Tara cherishes this photo forever. Especially since it's her only memory of actually getting married. I mean, jesus, just look at her face. She hit that open bar harder than Ryan Dunn hit that tree a few months ago.

Tara Reid and Michael Lillelund in Paris in January

Tara Reid got engaged and married -- all in about two hours -- to mystery man Zack Kehayov over the weekend in Greece. Oh fun. I bet alcohol played no role in this whatsoever. The L.A. Times says:

There was initially confusion about the identity of the groom, with Reid's rep mistakenly saying the "American Pie" actress had married Danish businessman Michael Lillelund, a guy she'd broken up with in February after three months of dating.

"If she has married, then she hasn't married me, that's for sure," Lillelund told Starlounge. "If Tara has married, then I'll be the first to congratulate her."

"Just got married in greece I love being a wife!," Reid gushed Saturday.

Kehayov . . . he sounds foreign . . . really foreign . . . like one of those guys whose entire knowledge of American culture comes from a bootleg DVD they found in a dumpster 10 years ago. "I vill one day make Tara Reid, star of hilarious movie American Pie, my bride. She must no doubt be huge rich celebrity in America by now. She will rocket me to big time fame and fortune!"

*25 Tara Reid pictures total in the gallery: